Favorite Lines In movie

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im-me-if-i-was-you-i-wou — 19 years ago(June 04, 2006 11:08 PM)

its gotta be the start of the movie
Hi I'm Wayne.excelent
hahahaha soo awsome

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rjurs85 — 19 years ago(June 13, 2006 11:44 AM)

Welcome to (don't remember the town), not just a town. But a staid of mind.
Crack me up every time!

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Bludge-Productions — 19 years ago(June 17, 2006 05:57 AM)

The plane bits were the best!

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ashtiano — 19 years ago(June 18, 2006 12:55 AM)

-you got any megadeath?!
-I had to beat them to death with their own shoes
-Take Me,Garth.
-Whereim low on gas and you've got no jacket.
Master Wayne, you've been gone a long timeYou look very fashionable. Well, apart from the mud.

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alexnewman80 — 19 years ago(June 19, 2006 12:00 AM)

Anything Garth says is hilarious.
"I can go to a movie on a school night snaps like that.

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stuart_drake4 — 17 years ago(July 21, 2008 10:53 PM)

Talking about Woodstock, and then he goes "I almost remembered something else then, but it's gone." had me in stitches.

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ZabyPS3 — 13 years ago(July 05, 2012 05:38 AM)

When Wayne is talking to Bjrgen Kyjrgen, and he goes 'Shmjrgen!' cracks me up.
Also, Garth: 'I like em teeny, and toosty'

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Drago3 — 19 years ago(June 19, 2006 05:03 PM)

Gordon Street

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thecrippler_69 — 19 years ago(June 21, 2006 03:39 AM)

An Old man fashioning a Canoe out of a log?
i think thats how it goes but u know what im meaning

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ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight — 19 years ago(June 24, 2006 07:42 AM)

Yeah, the old man fashioning a canooe out of a log was great. Then Waynes sudden, NO!
The wiered naked indian and Jim Morissan's, 'If you book them, they will come' line.

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trakstaar — 19 years ago(June 27, 2006 12:06 AM)

My mom gave me a dollar and dropped me off at the park n ride

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beatleman1943 — 19 years ago(June 30, 2006 05:18 PM)

"wow, that's great, i'm extatic, i'm over-whelmed with joy Horray for Hollywood"
"ZANG!"
The whole scene where Del is talking about the Machine guns on stage, and the cyanide pills!
and of course:
"It was just me, my old lady and the road"
"Hey, who's that old lady?"
"That's my old lady"

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giantsfanjb — 19 years ago(July 06, 2006 08:59 AM)

the del preston line that someone mentioned above was great
"Instead of a guard dog they had a great bloody Bengal Tiger. I was able to take him out with a can of mace but the shopkeeper and his son were a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes."
lol

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caron-9 — 19 years ago(July 30, 2006 02:38 PM)

The beating to death with there own shoes,
Extreme close up
when wayne indroduces you to the movie, the sasquatch, the excellent, and the dubbing.

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fuxy_brown — 19 years ago(August 04, 2006 08:32 AM)

Kenny G
the man with his eyes 'i'd like to think i have an eye for detail' 'id give my right eye' etc.
"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

• John Bender, The Breakfast Club

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JMRcurve17 — 19 years ago(August 05, 2006 08:39 PM)

The whole Del Preston "Sri Lanka" story is one of my favorite parts of any movie.
Cassandra: If I wanted a guy who was all drive and ambition, I would've stayed in Hong Kong. Back there, guys like that are twelve for ten cents."
Bobby: You mean a dime a dozen.
Cassandra: Maybe where you shop.

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Abdul1 — 19 years ago(August 14, 2006 11:24 AM)

Garth: What a sh*tty circus
Wayne: Good call, there's no animals or clowns.
(or something like that)
"The only time you fall in love, is when you look in a mirror"
~ Bobby Ewing ~ Dallas ~

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caron-9 — 19 years ago(August 15, 2006 04:52 PM)

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.

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reefer1994 — 19 years ago(August 22, 2006 12:54 AM)

wayne: somebody just touched my butt!alright maan!
garth: i feel weird!!