Are we sure that the son is his?
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WarrenPeace — 1 year ago(March 05, 2025 07:12 PM)
They need to take a DNA test but every time it comes up FG is too dumb to understand.
“To confirm the kid is yours, Forrest, we are going to need you to take a DNA test.”
“Sir, I have never had a need to drive a car, though I have driven a boat and a mower, when I just run everywhere. I don’t need to go to the DMV.”
“DNR means we look at your son’s genes.”
“Oh. He don’t need a test for that when you can see he is wearing jeans right there.”
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