Seen on many other boards, so to quote Bobby, let's do it ladies!
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milkchocolate12493 — 15 years ago(July 17, 2010 10:08 AM)
*if you trap your school principal down the elevator and do a huge dance for the school, you will automatically go from being a complete loser to the most popular kid in school.
*there IS such thing as a perfect cast.
*if your car goes down a waterfall, you can get it out and the engine will still run. The car will be dirty and the seats might be torn up, but hey, the car still runs. That's all that matters, right? O_O
*you can put a new tire on your car by just kicking it on with your foot.
*corpses can still get out of their coffin, get on top of a car and dance.
*some highways can have up to 7 or 8 lanes all going in the same direction.
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Maxmacrubymimi — 13 years ago(March 03, 2013 06:03 PM)
That's exactly the case with I-75, just northwest of Atlanta and the Perimeter. Going northbound, there's eight lane, and going southbound, there's seven lanes. I live in Georgia, so I know this. So it actually is possible! HA!
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ranafrog69 — 14 years ago(May 24, 2011 06:05 PM)
*Goof has such a way with children
*If you keep children under your thumb, they never end up in the gutter
*People have been laughing at Max as long as he can remember
*PJ's dad is gonna squish him like a bug
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NoahDean23 — 13 years ago(March 31, 2013 07:20 AM)
*The father of the girl you fancy will be huge and threatening towards you but as soon as said girl appears he will become the biggest softie who likes his head being patted.
*Don't bother telling a extravagant story to impress a girl. It's more trouble then its worth and you will have MANY near death experiences because of it.
*He's got high hopes, hiiiiiiiiigh hopes, high apple pie in the skkkkkky hopes
*You can make a song out of any random sounds you happen to hear around you.
*Lester's the favorite possum.
*You can get transformer like RV's, fitted with cable, a pool and a bowling alley. I actually want one
*Bigfoot loves sock puppets but makes up kinda violent stories with them.
*Cutting invisible strings will make a piano fall from the sky.
"Vicki Vale, Vick-uh Vicki Vale Vickity Vale" Chuck Bartowski -
crazydude1989 — 11 years ago(January 11, 2015 08:09 AM)
It's hard to be cool when your dad is Goofy
There are hotels with aquarium-waterbeds
Max's moodiness is now and then bewilderin', and his values may be, so to speak, askew
Walt Disney actually exists in Goofy and Max's universe
Chedda wins it
Max will probably be in traction by the time he and Goofy get back from the fishing trip
Having detention or even eating a toad sounds like more fun than a road trip with Goofy
Do NOT get Goofy angry or you'll have nightmares
If you're trapped in the car and starving, luckily there will be a spare can of Alphabet soup
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gregoldran — 10 years ago(April 09, 2015 05:06 PM)
*If you leave all your dirty clothes on the floor, you can simply vacuum them up and it will go all the way through without clogging the hose
*Everyone will cheer if you interrupt their breakfast at a truck and make an announcement about something even if they have no idea what you're talking about
*Goofy and Max can get away with committing numerous crimes (some of which would ironically would be punishable by the electric chair) and not be charged
*You're car will still run even if it gets submerged in a river and lost
*Pushing the radio button at the same time in the car will cause the radio to overheat and bust