things i learned from this movie
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AlbertTheFlasher — 17 years ago(March 22, 2009 08:05 AM)
After being shot in the arm, it is so easy to use one arm to hang on to a huge crate and the other to lift a woman to safety, without suffering extreme pain.
Also, when said crate drops from about 50 feet in the air while you're on top of it, you just simply get up without suffering broken bones, head injuries, or possibly even being killed. -
matthew-brown1 — 16 years ago(October 19, 2009 01:16 PM)
When a huge bit of metal falls on your legs the next day you can walk out of court using a walking stick.
If a door code does not work after 3 times just blow the code thing of with a shot gun the door will open anyway even if it is a security door to the records room.
i dont know whether this has been mentioned you can shoot the door of a aeroplane and no one will be sucked out of it.
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sabresaw — 15 years ago(July 30, 2010 08:15 PM)
When being held in a choke hold by Arnold dressed as a Ninja, asking who he is will get the answer of him breaking your neck by flexing.
A xray scope that can see through two bulkheads and a set of kitchen cabinets will be useless against a refridgerator.
Also, the thought of firing multiple rounds at said refridgerator will not enter your mind when it is the only, and most highly obvious hiding place for a 6'3" muscleman and fit looking woman.
Alka Seltzer and fidgeting will mimic a Seizure so well even the paramedics will be fooled.
Former witness protection clients who have been erased will gladly repay the "Eraser" by allowing a strange woman to live in a Chinatown apartment with their parents.
A sharpnel drill bit will leave no visible wound, but a puddle of ketchup thick fake blood on your hand. -
bohdave — 15 years ago(December 16, 2010 12:00 PM)
- The New York City zoo owns the three most aggressive crocodiles on the planet.
- After 30 seconds of freefall you will somehow still be at the same altitude as the plane you just jumped out of as it turns around to squash you.
- Projectiles that travel "nearly at the speed of light" are visible to the human eye and can be easily dodged by a 230 pound Austrian.
- The barriers at a level crossing come down only 20 seconds before the train is due to arrive.
- You should always wear a balaclava when killing mob hitmen then take it off immediately afterwards in a dramatic reveal.
- The cops will totally buy two mafia goons shooting each other after a hit, even though one of them has massive refrigerator wounds to his skull.
- Medics are trained to use a defibrillator immediately in the event of a flatline without checking that a wire hasn't just come loose.
I may be a tiny chimney-sweep but I've got an enormous brush.
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magneticitist — 14 years ago(March 29, 2012 05:10 PM)
lol this thread is great.. but these things sort of remind me why the 90's + Arnold = the good old days.
its Arnold man, he can get away with that beep many of the non-realistic aspects were almost part of the fun. nowadays when they ignore realism they overdo it sometimes. -
HockeyFan91 — 11 years ago(August 29, 2014 07:42 AM)
- Arnold works ALONE..
- If you do not get the pizza on time.. it comes out of the delivery guys paycheck.
- junkyard kids are extortionists.
- getting an A+ is REALLY BAD when your working for James Caan.
- Vito from the Sopranos was NOT looking for Johnny.
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