things i learned from this movie
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matthew-brown1 — 16 years ago(October 19, 2009 01:16 PM)
When a huge bit of metal falls on your legs the next day you can walk out of court using a walking stick.
If a door code does not work after 3 times just blow the code thing of with a shot gun the door will open anyway even if it is a security door to the records room.
i dont know whether this has been mentioned you can shoot the door of a aeroplane and no one will be sucked out of it.
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sabresaw — 15 years ago(July 30, 2010 08:15 PM)
When being held in a choke hold by Arnold dressed as a Ninja, asking who he is will get the answer of him breaking your neck by flexing.
A xray scope that can see through two bulkheads and a set of kitchen cabinets will be useless against a refridgerator.
Also, the thought of firing multiple rounds at said refridgerator will not enter your mind when it is the only, and most highly obvious hiding place for a 6'3" muscleman and fit looking woman.
Alka Seltzer and fidgeting will mimic a Seizure so well even the paramedics will be fooled.
Former witness protection clients who have been erased will gladly repay the "Eraser" by allowing a strange woman to live in a Chinatown apartment with their parents.
A sharpnel drill bit will leave no visible wound, but a puddle of ketchup thick fake blood on your hand. -
bohdave — 15 years ago(December 16, 2010 12:00 PM)
- The New York City zoo owns the three most aggressive crocodiles on the planet.
- After 30 seconds of freefall you will somehow still be at the same altitude as the plane you just jumped out of as it turns around to squash you.
- Projectiles that travel "nearly at the speed of light" are visible to the human eye and can be easily dodged by a 230 pound Austrian.
- The barriers at a level crossing come down only 20 seconds before the train is due to arrive.
- You should always wear a balaclava when killing mob hitmen then take it off immediately afterwards in a dramatic reveal.
- The cops will totally buy two mafia goons shooting each other after a hit, even though one of them has massive refrigerator wounds to his skull.
- Medics are trained to use a defibrillator immediately in the event of a flatline without checking that a wire hasn't just come loose.
I may be a tiny chimney-sweep but I've got an enormous brush.
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magneticitist — 14 years ago(March 29, 2012 05:10 PM)
lol this thread is great.. but these things sort of remind me why the 90's + Arnold = the good old days.
its Arnold man, he can get away with that beep many of the non-realistic aspects were almost part of the fun. nowadays when they ignore realism they overdo it sometimes. -
HockeyFan91 — 11 years ago(August 29, 2014 07:42 AM)
- Arnold works ALONE..
- If you do not get the pizza on time.. it comes out of the delivery guys paycheck.
- junkyard kids are extortionists.
- getting an A+ is REALLY BAD when your working for James Caan.
- Vito from the Sopranos was NOT looking for Johnny.
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