Christopher Lee as Mr. Sender:
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gizmosloth — 19 years ago(November 03, 2006 08:27 AM)
i had a few favorites quotes this movie was full of classic quotes but to name a few that hasnt already been named
"That was pretty senseless but whatever."-Stanley Stupid
part of the scene in the begginning where he pulls out a notebook and goes down the list of things he has to do
Stanley Stupid:Things to do today. Make Check Mark on paper. Cross item out. No time for that I'm afraid. And finally say, That seems pretty senseless but whatever. That seems pretty senseless but whatever.
Joan Stupid: Oh dear I left the garbage out over night.
Stanley Stupid: [looking inside cans] Oh no. Someone's stolen our garbage again.
Joan Stupid: We'll borrow some garbage till were back on our feet.
Policeman: [on the phone] Hello, is this Mrs. Stupid?
Joan Stupid: Yes.
Policeman: We have your children here, Ma'am.
Joan Stupid: Oh my God, it's true. The police have kidnapped my children!
Gas Station Attendant: Sir, did you know there's a hole in your gas tank.
Stanley Stupid: That's how you get the gas in there.
Joan Stupid:You never realized how many policemen there are untill the day they turn against you.
Evil Sender: [Reading a letter] "If you still love me, Sally, tie a ribbon 'round the old oak tree". I'm afraid the only thing that's going to be hanging from that tree is you, "Bob"!
[Throws it into the fire]
these next to are more of a whole scene but are full of more than one great line
Cop:This postal ploy of yours is the most evil caper of our age Mr. Sender. How will you ever top yourself?
Evil Sender:With a crime so unthinkable that no one has ever dared to attempt it. To rob an entire nation of its garbage.
Cop:The one resource no one ever thinks to protect.
Evil Sender:Yet, without it every Hefty bag, every trash compactor every rubbish bin in America will be useless. Desperate men will roam the streets with empty wastebaskets. Panic and chaos will rule the land. The precious balance of civilization will be destroyed and then, the world will come bagging for mercy to me.
and probably the best part of all
Stanley Stupid:Wait a minute. What am I doing? I've cooked up some insane conspiracy theory and put myself in the middle of an illegal weapons deal with some of the world's most dangerous men. I've risked my life and the lives of my family in a scheme that makes absolutely no sense at all. Insight fading. I must remember not to go forward with this.
Joan Stupid:What is it, Stanley? What are you supposed to remember?
Stanley Stupid:UmI don't know. -
htownsteve — 11 years ago(February 07, 2015 11:16 PM)
Gas Station Attendant: Sir, did you know there's a hole in your gas tank.
Stanley Stupid: That's how you get the gas in there.
OR."You're a clever man, Mr. Stupid!"
That's the stuff..
Son, you can't polish a turd