Best quote of the movie

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Bustagroovy — 21 years ago(January 08, 2005 08:30 PM)

I laughed out loud when the 4 bouncer hefts in the casino were attacking him and he's says "Sir, you're obstructing justice" before he pummels them all.. man that was funny!

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FireJake41 — 21 years ago(February 17, 2005 11:16 PM)

"If your daddy knew exactly how stupid you were, he'd trade you in for a pet monkey."
and
"Come out boydon't hide behind that big pimple"

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jeffmartin48 — 21 years ago(March 12, 2005 01:53 AM)

Hanner JR: He's trouble, do you want me to take him out?
Hanner SR: You couldn't take a cheeseburger from a drive through!

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wilco96 — 21 years ago(April 04, 2005 03:10 PM)

"that's a nice name", well seagal says this to everybody who tell him his/her name. It's getting funny after the third time

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bob-ktown — 16 years ago(February 15, 2010 03:08 PM)

I've noticed that too. He says that at least 4 times (3 kids + Sarah).

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vestdennis — 13 years ago(January 23, 2013 03:30 PM)

It must be nice to be able to make movies where you are the hero and gets the girl and the best lines. But then that's Seagal

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PhantomNocona — 20 years ago(May 11, 2005 04:19 PM)

After Seagal takes out the 4 bouncers, and enters the room where Kris Kristofferson is playing cards, the one friend leaves the room and says
"Orin, good luck with this incredibly large fellow"
Love That

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pasforum — 20 years ago(October 09, 2005 07:58 PM)

I'm gonna slap you like a red headed step child.
How's the proctologist?

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Conan_The_Barbarian — 20 years ago(February 06, 2006 11:07 PM)

If your daddy knew exactly how stupid you were, he'd trade you in for a pet monkey.
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

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Jonnyquest4 — 19 years ago(May 01, 2006 11:25 PM)

Best quote is when they're at the square dance and Sarah turns to Seagal and says, "Do you play guitar?" to give him a lead-in to play guitar with the band. I could just see Seagal wanting that added in when going over the script lol

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biggneddy — 19 years ago(May 02, 2006 04:10 AM)

'Now maybe that's because i'm a bad shotor maybe I just wanted you to live to meet Tyrone'.

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getsweethair — 19 years ago(May 03, 2006 09:37 PM)

Youre a piece of beep and Im ashamed of you.

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wheels128 — 19 years ago(May 19, 2006 10:09 PM)

Watched this again last night, and there were so many classics:
Bald guy: "You came this close to having me stomp your ass."
Bald guy: "I'm gonna have to educate you on how to properly beat the s*** out of someone."
Kristofferson: "Son you couldn't take out a cheeseburger from a drive-thru."
Seagal: "When this is over, you can go to your favourite proctologist and get a soothing ointment. How do you want it?"

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FreakinFred — 18 years ago(July 01, 2007 08:49 PM)

"did you get to first base or did you take him all the way home?"

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paulr03 — 17 years ago(January 04, 2009 02:12 PM)

Kristofferson: "Son you couldn't take out a cheeseburger from a drive-thru."
Almost spit my beer across the room on that one!

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justspam513 — 18 years ago(August 13, 2007 05:58 AM)

"I loved fixing your porch."

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alonsoswife — 18 years ago(September 29, 2007 10:31 AM)

"how's the proctologist?"
"let's face it i don't believe in ur authority"
"Junior!come here i wanna talk 2 u"
"do u call the fire department when somebody lights a cigarette?"
"you couldn't take a cheeseburger out from the drive through"
"now u can sue me"

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