Best quote of the movie
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Jonnyquest4 — 19 years ago(May 01, 2006 11:25 PM)
Best quote is when they're at the square dance and Sarah turns to Seagal and says, "Do you play guitar?" to give him a lead-in to play guitar with the band. I could just see Seagal wanting that added in when going over the script lol
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wheels128 — 19 years ago(May 19, 2006 10:09 PM)
Watched this again last night, and there were so many classics:
Bald guy: "You came this close to having me stomp your ass."
Bald guy: "I'm gonna have to educate you on how to properly beat the s*** out of someone."
Kristofferson: "Son you couldn't take out a cheeseburger from a drive-thru."
Seagal: "When this is over, you can go to your favourite proctologist and get a soothing ointment. How do you want it?" -
alonsoswife — 18 years ago(September 29, 2007 10:31 AM)
"how's the proctologist?"
"let's face it i don't believe in ur authority"
"Junior!come here i wanna talk 2 u"
"do u call the fire department when somebody lights a cigarette?"
"you couldn't take a cheeseburger out from the drive through"
"now u can sue me" -
RVD619 — 17 years ago(April 05, 2008 08:52 PM)
I have a bunch but these were my favorites:
Thug: "You could be an English teacher except probably you don't understand plain English. Get out."
Thug 2: "Get out. That's pretty plain English. Get out."
Seagal: "I've also decided that if you don't like it, that's tough sh**
Thug: "I've got your tough sh** right here."
He tries to punch Seagal then Seagal elbows him and takes out 5 or 6 guys with a piece of wood.
Then Seagal says: "I cracked my wood. That's no good."
Thug (with his nose broken): "Turn him loose. I said turn him loose."
Then Seagal backfists him in the nose - that was great. -
theeasylife — 17 years ago(April 06, 2008 03:26 PM)
Tons of great ones, but I was just watching FDB and one that got me laughing was during the fight scene by his pick up truch after Jack buys his lumber. They tell him to get out and then like 5 guys try to jump him. He obviously woops ass with a wooden rod, but then one of the guys he beats up says in the background faintly "I've never been hit so hard in my life." I was laughing out loud for a good 5 minutes after that.
Classic Seagal film.
