You take your girlfriend out for dinner

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peeaecee — 9 years ago(January 08, 2017 01:56 PM)

STOP YELLING.

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lpt0127 — 9 years ago(January 10, 2017 08:02 PM)

an officer pulls you over for speeding, his name is Jack:
"Touch me, Jack"
Welcome to the El Flamingo, Jeffrey!
Don't piss in the pool, Jeffrey.

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WiIIie Stroker — 1 year ago(December 05, 2024 10:41 AM)

"Touch me, Jack"
That's not the line.
Rose said, "Put your hands on me, Jack."

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jvanderwalt5 — 9 years ago(January 10, 2017 11:29 PM)

Omg this is hilerious. Good job.

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NutMustardx — 9 years ago(January 12, 2017 03:57 PM)

and they'll be room for one more if you don't shut that hole in your face !!

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saikano_75 — 9 years ago(January 17, 2017 04:01 PM)

You see a parent laying out their kid's food at a restaurant.
"You gonna cut her meat for her too there, Cal?"
Eh, best I could come up with.
Little Mikey Myers that lived across the street.

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louder_than_bombs1 — 9 years ago(January 21, 2017 08:37 PM)

Hahaha oh man, I needed this today. Thank you. Well done.

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vgarci2003 — 9 years ago(January 28, 2017 03:40 PM)

So you're hiking a trail, hungry and thirsty, and you come to a valley. The guy in front is INCREDIBLY slow
"Want to walk a little faster through that valley?"

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bull-boy — 1 year ago(December 05, 2024 08:08 AM)

This thread is hilarious

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b345bb45h45h45h45h — 1 year ago(December 05, 2024 09:20 AM)

Why is there an uncircumsized penis in your avatar?