She is only 11 years old. Look at the picture! I don't care about you, I don't care about him, I care about the little g
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cs_morris89 — 16 years ago(June 29, 2009 11:10 PM)
all these quotes are hella funny but mine are
chris tucker: tittie titties titties get them titties out of here
(after he announced the bomb)
chris tucker:you going to give me some gas money
(at the chinese restaurant)
We may not have a woodshed on board, but that boy is gonna get a whuppin' anyway! -
kronos251 — 16 years ago(March 17, 2010 01:54 AM)
"This is the United States of James Carter now. I'm the President, I'm the Emperor, I'm the King. I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito. Yo ass belong to me."
"DA GIRL DON'T LIKE YOU."
"I am not responsible for your assumption."
"You full of sh!t you understand that you full of sh!t"
"Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking, you seem as if you like to talk, I like to let people talk who like to talk, it makes it easier to find out how full of sh!t they are"
"What da HELL did you just say??"
"Rommelyou magnificent bastard, I read your book!"
PATTON -
egyptbandit — 15 years ago(April 23, 2010 09:54 PM)
Carter: "We have just received a threat on the building. We ask that you please exit the building as soon as possible and please do not panic."
Everyone: "."
Carter: "DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID?!! GET YO SH!T AND GO OUT THE DOOR!!" -
RParmly-3 — 13 years ago(April 11, 2012 09:16 PM)
I love the line "we're gonna come back and bring your fat ass some cookies!" when Carter's thanking the prisoner they go and visit. Because he's actually trying to be nice, but he's been a douchebag for so long he just can't stop it from spilling out the minute he opens his mouth.
There's a plan in everything, kid. And I love it when a plan comes together!