Funniest Line from the entire movie
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crooky-3 — 17 years ago(March 22, 2009 03:15 AM)
Everything Daniel Stern and Christian Slater say in this movie is downright hilarious, and even Jeremy Piven to some degree.
I think probably the funniest line though would either be Stern's whole "WHY WAS THE FLOOR WET?" part in the accusatory tone, like somehow Piven would intentionally have made the floor wet so he'd slip and get a spike stuck in the hooker's head along with Diaz's post-wedding explanation of plan for Favreau to kill his last remaining friend and the dog and bury them in the desert, lol. That part was just perfect because here he JUST married her and even though there were warning signs of this before, he finds out at that moment that he basically married a female Boyd, lol. -
RabbitMayhem — 16 years ago(May 08, 2009 04:27 PM)
That scene right there made me really enjoy watching him over and over again and pay close attention to his acting in all his movies.
He is very good.
I felt bad when he died, but his death made everything that more Kaotic.
Stern is the bomb. -
slimjim76 — 16 years ago(July 04, 2009 06:32 AM)
When charles is digging up the corpses near the end and is going on about the lack of racial intergration. "I want a little black brother".also when he screams JESUS CHRIST!!!! when he getting the rings at the wedding
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Alkhir — 16 years ago(July 16, 2009 10:25 PM)
I burst out laughing at the line '' He had a thing for hookers'', just the way Slater says it. I was like ''ohhhh nooo that's not cool HAHA''
-We split the car.
-How the beep do you split a car, you dummy? With a beep chainsaw? -
TheSummer2012 — 13 years ago(August 23, 2012 04:42 AM)
I love this movie and almost any line is an absolute killer.
"You left a dead prostitute alone in the desert?!"
(crying) "She's not alone"
"I'd like to speak to someone in chairs, please."
"You beep
"All right, he'll bleed out. He'll bleed out."
"I'm thinking about maybe making a move."
"A move?"
"Yeah. Greenpeace. Maybe go up to the north pole, the arctic. Tag polar bears with dart guns. I've always had pretty good aim."
"I'm a beep lighthouse, man! I stay lit for you! I stay lit! I never go dark! Never go dark!"
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bmx-8-252915 — 11 years ago(June 04, 2014 10:04 AM)
Nobody has mentioned this one yet.
Christian Slater asks are u sure this was an accident right when he sees the dead hooker.
Haha that's funny because it implies Jeremy piven would rather kill the hookera then pay her 500 dollars lol -
kmay144 — 11 years ago(August 11, 2014 10:38 AM)
"Under Jewish law, the body cannot rest if not united. We've got their parts all mixed together. We can't do this to them!"
"Give me a break, they don't have Jews in Asia."
"That is absolutely not true!"
"I've got his upper leg and her lower leg. I've got his upper leg and her lower leg!" -
Lark11 — 11 years ago(March 30, 2015 09:23 AM)
Delivered as only Christian Slater can:
"What does THAT mean?! Are you insane? Do you actually think I would hurt Lois? She's the mother of these kids for Christ's sake! What's wrong with you? You've got a real nasty side to your thought process!"
