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ashalulu24 — 16 years ago(November 13, 2009 05:39 PM)
I actually just saw this sketch for the first time last week and have seriously laughed my ass off about it since then (and rewatched it at least 10 times)!
There isn't one part of it that isn't funny. From Mrs. Harvey cheering Calvin on to the girls making fun of "fry guy" to the 3 thugs robbing him and then later making fun of him to the pinnacle where Calvin freaks out at his cheating womanit just gets better and better!
"You want some WacArnolds, you gots to go through me! You're cut off! You're cut off! I'm Calvin around here! Everybody know I got a job!"
Hilarious! -
markyear-1 — 16 years ago(December 07, 2009 03:20 PM)
"and guess what, the rib sandwich is coming back on Tuesday. Guess who aint gettin one.youre damn right you dont eat pork, cause I aint givin you none. I aint givin you no hamburgers, no apple pies. I aint givin you beep Calvins got that on lock down. If you want some WacArnolds, you gots to go through me. Youre cut off!"
I wish I had 2 more hands, so I could give those titties 4 thumbs down! -
derek9-1 — 16 years ago(December 08, 2009 10:48 PM)
(Calvin comes home from work with a takeout bag)
Calvin: Hey I bought y'all home some dinner from work.
Wife: (angry) CALVIN, YOU CAN'T KEEP FEEDIN' ME AND YOUR BABY HAMBURGERS AND FRENCH FRIES EVERY GDAMN NIGHT!
Calvin: Well, what the hell do you expect me to do?
Wife: NA, GET A REAL JOB!
Calvin: (defensive)
BITCH
, WACARNOLD'S IS GIVING ME AN OPPORTUNITY TO SERVE MY COMMUNITY AND FEEL RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WELFARE OF MY OWN ENVIRONMENT!!!
Wife: DON'T GIVE ME THAT TRIFLIN' ASS BULLSHT!
Calvin: I'M UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE! HEY (sees a pair of men's gloves atop the refrigerator) hey, whose gloves are these? Huh? Who you fu**in', O.J.?!!! -
latent_one — 16 years ago(February 06, 2010 04:32 PM)
I really liked the lines: "there's a thin line between fries and shakes" and "the leanest burger in the world can be the MEANEST burger in the world."
I thought was hilarious but I don't know why. Was this a refrence to something else or were they just making up jokes and talking trash? Either way it was great, but I have to admit I don't quite get those jokes.
Happy Birthday Spray, I'm dissapointed in you! -
latent_one — 9 years ago(May 29, 2016 01:04 PM)
I am coming back to this thread 3 years later. Thank you yllennoc for posting this! You have answered a question that has perplexed me for years!
"How many breakfasts did you have this morning? Looks like you had four, maybe five."