Things I Learned From Party Down
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Lizard51867 — 15 years ago(February 04, 2011 01:09 AM)
- There is a line to f* Casey.
- Escapade is a suitable name for girls.
- Henry could out-act Casey with one feeling tied behind his back.
- Henry is a runty little puppy.
And finally, you could learn this from almost any show or movie: - Russians are scary.
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Nuncle_Euron — 15 years ago(February 22, 2011 08:22 PM)
- Ron's grandparents' fornicating is comparable to a mummy battle.
- Ron didn't step on a rake, he was hit by one.
- Ain't no minorities goin near a place called Super Cracker.
- Soup R' Crackers is the fastest growing non-poultry, non-coffee franchise in Southern California
- Constance didn't really go to the bathroom.
I figure our life expectancy is between that of a fly and a fly with a heart condition
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Lizard51867 — 15 years ago(February 25, 2011 03:20 AM)
- Lesbians love karaoke.
- Henry is kind of the lady, and Casey is kind of the man.
- A t!tty comparison and a bl0wj0b contest are not the same thing.
- On the other hand, stardom and the Holocaust are surprisingly similar.
- MAGNICIFENT!!!
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TwentyTwelvePack — 15 years ago(February 25, 2011 07:51 PM)
- Judd Apatow hates Casey.
- Roman doesn't have $80 - not even for Uncanny X-Men #4.
- Don't put tuna fish in car vents of people you may car pool with.
- Nick DiCinto is the loneliest man on Earth.
- Don't hotbox a coffin.
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Lizard51867 — 15 years ago(March 01, 2011 05:42 AM)
- It's pronounced "niche" - he's "zherman".
- Old black men who you think are blues singers may in fact be retired dentists.
- And dead black men may have had a thing for Asian ladies.
- George Takei is allergic to shellfish and pee-shy.
- On acid, snowflakes and swastikas look the same.
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AmericanMovieFan — 15 years ago(March 02, 2011 07:58 PM)
- Ron doesn't understand how AA works.
- Following someone's lead means to shut up and let them take all the glory
- A 6-month contract to do stand up on a cruise ship is not as glorious as it sounds
- Talking to someone with an earpiece leads to many confusing moments in a conversation
- Being a rock star sucks.
Brian Peppers is my Homeboy
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Nuncle_Euron — 15 years ago(March 02, 2011 08:41 PM)
- Pride and Prejudice is not actually a period piece, but a movie where the racist southern cop Pride teams up with a rapper named Prejudice to stop a maniac killing hookers.
- Don't sh!t where you eat is an expression having to do with the circle of life; that we're all a part of this universal cycle. Life and death, regeneration. Like Hinduism.
- When they do arrive on Earth, they arn't gonna be cute and snuggly. They're gonna be a super advanced society and we are going to be beep ants to them. They arn't gonna sing and wave at Francois Truffaut. They're gonna take him and everyone else and feed us into giant processors and strain us for our chemicals.
I figure our life expectancy is between that of a fly and a fly with a heart condition
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Lizard51867 — 15 years ago(March 03, 2011 11:47 AM)
- A black person lusting after a white person is temperate deciduous fever, maybe fjord fever.
- Kate Hudson would not have made a good Ripley in Alien, because Roman would have rooted for the alien.
- Handing out vials of semen at a party could be considered going the extra mile.
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TwentyTwelvePack — 14 years ago(August 27, 2011 10:50 AM)
- Roman is sick of catering Jewmitzvahs.
- Kyle likes nurses sit'n on his dong.
- Lydia thinks Jews are sweet, but watch you wallet.
- Casey needs to hear "off the phone" at least 4 times before responding.
- Ron is impressed by how much "Hebs" can eat.
- Henry must have made it acting, since he's too busy to cater anymore.
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brt374 — 14 years ago(September 08, 2011 03:02 AM)
- Pepper McMasters is HOT.
- Ron has to climb in his hoopty car, like over the driver's side door. (See the company picnic epI died when I saw this towards the very end.)
- Apparently many LA venues such as hotels and restaurants allow outside catering on their property. As someone who's worked in hospitality for years, I found this baffling.
- Casey is apparently magnetically hot. Maybe it's the pixie bangs, I dunno.
- It's cool to drink and smoke pot on the job. Totally cool!
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Coolguy1915 — 14 years ago(July 05, 2011 11:19 PM)
- It's important to be aware that coffins latch from the outside.
- Even if you're posing as a famous rockstar, you can't get girls if you ain't got game.
- When it comes to dirty games with girls, contests are offensive, but comparisons are A-OK.
- It totally sucks to do X alone.
- Despite all his boasting, Roman is actually a poor sci-fi writer.
'Yeah, well, you know that's just like, ah, your opinion man.'
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krudler-2 — 14 years ago(July 13, 2011 11:20 AM)
- No risk, no reward.
- If everything is "magnificent", it pretty much makes everything just "average".
- It's not lying, it's acting. You just use the true bits and you fake the fake bits. Most actors aren't bright, so it has to be simple.
- Nobody ever accomplished anything by quitting. What if Ronald Reagan quit?
- In wine tasting, it's perfectly acceptable to note the wine contains hints of "rocks" and "sticks".
- It is possible to lose your foot because of pot.
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krudler-2 — 14 years ago(July 13, 2011 01:53 PM)
Ok, one more:
71. It's your party, you deserve to enjoy it. But how are you going to enjoy the party if you're worried about whether the shrimp cocktail has been sitting out too long, or is there enough ice, or do the guests think the party is lame, or are they stealing stuff, or are they going through the medicine cabinet because they're nosy or because they think they might find something that'll give them a rocking buzz? -
lovelyliz — 14 years ago(July 25, 2011 06:36 PM)
- You can't be a beep idiot to run a Soup-R-Crackers
- Casey isn't the worst and Henry shouldn't be with someone better
- Constance attracts awful people (b*tchy popular people, Bobbi, etc.)
- The people who stand by the sign are only to attract your attention. What you do with it is up to you.
- Uda got laid three weeks ago, has a kid who's quiet, is usually free on Mondays and likes art films.
Awww sh*t! Is that a pool?
-sweet dee