Things I Learned From Party Down
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Nuncle_Euron — 15 years ago(March 02, 2011 08:41 PM)
- Pride and Prejudice is not actually a period piece, but a movie where the racist southern cop Pride teams up with a rapper named Prejudice to stop a maniac killing hookers.
- Don't sh!t where you eat is an expression having to do with the circle of life; that we're all a part of this universal cycle. Life and death, regeneration. Like Hinduism.
- When they do arrive on Earth, they arn't gonna be cute and snuggly. They're gonna be a super advanced society and we are going to be beep ants to them. They arn't gonna sing and wave at Francois Truffaut. They're gonna take him and everyone else and feed us into giant processors and strain us for our chemicals.
I figure our life expectancy is between that of a fly and a fly with a heart condition
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Lizard51867 — 15 years ago(March 03, 2011 11:47 AM)
- A black person lusting after a white person is temperate deciduous fever, maybe fjord fever.
- Kate Hudson would not have made a good Ripley in Alien, because Roman would have rooted for the alien.
- Handing out vials of semen at a party could be considered going the extra mile.
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TwentyTwelvePack — 14 years ago(August 27, 2011 10:50 AM)
- Roman is sick of catering Jewmitzvahs.
- Kyle likes nurses sit'n on his dong.
- Lydia thinks Jews are sweet, but watch you wallet.
- Casey needs to hear "off the phone" at least 4 times before responding.
- Ron is impressed by how much "Hebs" can eat.
- Henry must have made it acting, since he's too busy to cater anymore.
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brt374 — 14 years ago(September 08, 2011 03:02 AM)
- Pepper McMasters is HOT.
- Ron has to climb in his hoopty car, like over the driver's side door. (See the company picnic epI died when I saw this towards the very end.)
- Apparently many LA venues such as hotels and restaurants allow outside catering on their property. As someone who's worked in hospitality for years, I found this baffling.
- Casey is apparently magnetically hot. Maybe it's the pixie bangs, I dunno.
- It's cool to drink and smoke pot on the job. Totally cool!
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Coolguy1915 — 14 years ago(July 05, 2011 11:19 PM)
- It's important to be aware that coffins latch from the outside.
- Even if you're posing as a famous rockstar, you can't get girls if you ain't got game.
- When it comes to dirty games with girls, contests are offensive, but comparisons are A-OK.
- It totally sucks to do X alone.
- Despite all his boasting, Roman is actually a poor sci-fi writer.
'Yeah, well, you know that's just like, ah, your opinion man.'
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krudler-2 — 14 years ago(July 13, 2011 11:20 AM)
- No risk, no reward.
- If everything is "magnificent", it pretty much makes everything just "average".
- It's not lying, it's acting. You just use the true bits and you fake the fake bits. Most actors aren't bright, so it has to be simple.
- Nobody ever accomplished anything by quitting. What if Ronald Reagan quit?
- In wine tasting, it's perfectly acceptable to note the wine contains hints of "rocks" and "sticks".
- It is possible to lose your foot because of pot.
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krudler-2 — 14 years ago(July 13, 2011 01:53 PM)
Ok, one more:
71. It's your party, you deserve to enjoy it. But how are you going to enjoy the party if you're worried about whether the shrimp cocktail has been sitting out too long, or is there enough ice, or do the guests think the party is lame, or are they stealing stuff, or are they going through the medicine cabinet because they're nosy or because they think they might find something that'll give them a rocking buzz? -
lovelyliz — 14 years ago(July 25, 2011 06:36 PM)
- You can't be a beep idiot to run a Soup-R-Crackers
- Casey isn't the worst and Henry shouldn't be with someone better
- Constance attracts awful people (b*tchy popular people, Bobbi, etc.)
- The people who stand by the sign are only to attract your attention. What you do with it is up to you.
- Uda got laid three weeks ago, has a kid who's quiet, is usually free on Mondays and likes art films.
Awww sh*t! Is that a pool?
-sweet dee
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queenjustine — 14 years ago(September 02, 2011 10:27 AM)
- Roman would rather lecture Cramsey the porn star about the difference between fantasy and hard sci-fi than quite possibly have sex with her by keeping his mouth shut.
- If Ron follows the motto "Don't stop believing," his dreams will come true.
- George Takei is allergic to shellfish and when he eats it, his face looks like a giant herpe.
- Black people in South Central LA are not likely to go to any restaurant with "Cracker" in the title. It might as well be called "Jim Crow Soup 'n Salad."
Luke this is your father come set the table for dinner.