Things I Learned From Party Down
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Coolguy1915 — 14 years ago(July 05, 2011 11:19 PM)
- It's important to be aware that coffins latch from the outside.
- Even if you're posing as a famous rockstar, you can't get girls if you ain't got game.
- When it comes to dirty games with girls, contests are offensive, but comparisons are A-OK.
- It totally sucks to do X alone.
- Despite all his boasting, Roman is actually a poor sci-fi writer.
'Yeah, well, you know that's just like, ah, your opinion man.'
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krudler-2 — 14 years ago(July 13, 2011 11:20 AM)
- No risk, no reward.
- If everything is "magnificent", it pretty much makes everything just "average".
- It's not lying, it's acting. You just use the true bits and you fake the fake bits. Most actors aren't bright, so it has to be simple.
- Nobody ever accomplished anything by quitting. What if Ronald Reagan quit?
- In wine tasting, it's perfectly acceptable to note the wine contains hints of "rocks" and "sticks".
- It is possible to lose your foot because of pot.
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krudler-2 — 14 years ago(July 13, 2011 01:53 PM)
Ok, one more:
71. It's your party, you deserve to enjoy it. But how are you going to enjoy the party if you're worried about whether the shrimp cocktail has been sitting out too long, or is there enough ice, or do the guests think the party is lame, or are they stealing stuff, or are they going through the medicine cabinet because they're nosy or because they think they might find something that'll give them a rocking buzz? -
lovelyliz — 14 years ago(July 25, 2011 06:36 PM)
- You can't be a beep idiot to run a Soup-R-Crackers
- Casey isn't the worst and Henry shouldn't be with someone better
- Constance attracts awful people (b*tchy popular people, Bobbi, etc.)
- The people who stand by the sign are only to attract your attention. What you do with it is up to you.
- Uda got laid three weeks ago, has a kid who's quiet, is usually free on Mondays and likes art films.
Awww sh*t! Is that a pool?
-sweet dee
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queenjustine — 14 years ago(September 02, 2011 10:27 AM)
- Roman would rather lecture Cramsey the porn star about the difference between fantasy and hard sci-fi than quite possibly have sex with her by keeping his mouth shut.
- If Ron follows the motto "Don't stop believing," his dreams will come true.
- George Takei is allergic to shellfish and when he eats it, his face looks like a giant herpe.
- Black people in South Central LA are not likely to go to any restaurant with "Cracker" in the title. It might as well be called "Jim Crow Soup 'n Salad."
Luke this is your father come set the table for dinner.
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thebigmouth — 13 years ago(January 18, 2013 12:41 PM)
Hold out for the popular kids lol.
TV:
http://ihatemydvr.blogspot.com
LOST:
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Demarates — 12 years ago(December 15, 2013 01:20 AM)
- Class president and class clown, that just isn't meant to be.
- Melinda would not have F'ed Mark had she known that he was married.
- Womans' glasses are surprisingly popular among overweight mobsters.
- Hot tubs are best enjoyed naked. The jets feel great on your balls.
When I'm gone I would like something to be named after me. A psychiatric disorder, for example.