Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse

Film Glance Forum

  1. Home
  2. The Cinema
  3. 1xx. Maggie Grace has got an amazing body! ;)

1xx. Maggie Grace has got an amazing body! ;)

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Cinema
36 Posts 1 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • F Offline
    F Offline
    fgadmin
    wrote last edited by
    #26

    tim5700 — 11 years ago(September 28, 2014 12:34 PM)

    1. After being kidnapped and sold in to sex slavery a teenager girl would totally distance herself and skip out on her walking murder machine of a father who killed more men than tobacco to get her back.
    2. You can be an expert at a) shooting; or b) driving. There is no none of the above.
    3. The US military doesn't have a protocol to deal cars that run through embassy checkpoints.
    4. If you crash through the checkpoint of a US Embassy, the Marines stop shooting at you the closer you get to the embassy building.
    5. Apparently the bad guys' plan was: 1, Kidnap ex-CIA death machine and wife. 2, Leave them unattended. 3, Get REALLY into the big soccer match. 4, ???? 5, PROFIT!
    1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • F Offline
      F Offline
      fgadmin
      wrote last edited by
      #27

      eomahir — 11 years ago(December 05, 2014 05:31 PM)

      1. Turkish police drives 40 year old cars.
      2. Turkish women wear black robes.
      3. You can explode grenades in Istanbul - one of the world's largest cosmopolitans - and you will not be surrounded by a few hundreds of special forces. No one will hear you.
      4. Istanbul consists of those dark back streets only, it is not the world's 6th most visited location.
      5. The US Embassy in Turkey has been moved to Istanbul from Ankara and no one in the world knows about this. Liam Neeson discovers the truth.
      6. There are armed US soldiers in the US Embassy of Turkey.
      7. Turkish Police are picking apples.
      8. The main character, the hero of the action movie can kill an innocent police man and still remain a hero.
      9. Several heavily armed US marines can not stop a civilian car.
      1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • F Offline
        F Offline
        fgadmin
        wrote last edited by
        #28

        rj-27 — 11 years ago(January 08, 2015 11:22 AM)

        15? While using a gun that pierces walls, shoot at the van where your ex-wife was just hauled into, hitting the side door multiple times cause you never know, you just might hit an Albanian instead of your ex.
        16? Remember, and this is gospel: you
        never ever
        watch your prisoner. Especially one that has just killed half the population of Trapoya. Instead you leave him in room by himself with nothing but a plastic twisty between him and the freedom to kill the rest of your comrades.
        17? The Most Interesting Man in the World will no longer be doing commercials for Dos Equis now that he has a bath hook imbedded in his brain.
        Democracy is the pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. H.L. Mencken

        1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • F Offline
          F Offline
          fgadmin
          wrote last edited by
          #29

          SeamusMacDuff — 10 years ago(June 11, 2015 09:41 AM)

          1xx. The checkpoint building at the non-existent US embassy in Istanbul is made of Styrofoam.

          1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • F Offline
            F Offline
            fgadmin
            wrote last edited by
            #30

            MaximRecoil — 10 years ago(April 08, 2015 02:19 PM)

            To convert
            feet
            to
            meters
            , you simply change the word
            feet
            to
            meters
            . For example, sound travels at 1,125 feet per second, making four seconds of travel time indicate 4,500 feet, which is exactly the same distance as 4,500 meters (4.5 kilometers).
            I don't dance, tell jokes or wear my pants too tight, but I do know about a thousand songs.

            1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • F Offline
              F Offline
              fgadmin
              wrote last edited by
              #31

              Emandell64 — 10 years ago(June 27, 2015 02:29 PM)

              Istanbul gates are so well oiled that they can be opened without making any noise at all.

              1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • F Offline
                F Offline
                fgadmin
                wrote last edited by
                #32

                dalvadorsage — 10 years ago(September 15, 2015 05:22 PM)

                1xx. Muslim Albanians have names like Marko and Boris.
                1xx. When you get out of the swimming pool your hair will be dry in 2 minutes.
                1xx. The ferry takes approx. 30 seconds to cross the river.

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • F Offline
                  F Offline
                  fgadmin
                  wrote last edited by
                  #33

                  Cirkulis — 10 years ago(October 15, 2015 05:05 PM)

                  xxx. Neeson is the new Norris.
                  The owls are not what they seem.

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • F Offline
                    F Offline
                    fgadmin
                    wrote last edited by
                    #34

                    Dr_Sagan — 10 years ago(November 26, 2015 02:01 PM)

                    1. (300 is another movie)
                    2. When you wife is bleeding to death, let her be and go into the next room, talk a lot and make silly games with empty guns, just like you have to prove a point.
                    3. Not only (as pointed from another member) sound travels with 1125 m/s in the planet Taken 2, (instead of 340m/s) at the same universe Cellphones have no lag at all.
                      Cosmos hates
                      G
                      o
                      o
                      g
                      l
                      e
                      .
                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • F Offline
                      F Offline
                      fgadmin
                      wrote last edited by
                      #35

                      TheDarkKnightMatter — 9 years ago(June 23, 2016 12:29 AM)

                      What I've learn is that spoiled white girls are dumb as beep! Kim is an emotional spoiled little bitch, I swear I was hoping she died in every scene she appeared in.
                      State champ in martial arts, trained with firearms, I eFF'n dare you!

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • F Offline
                        F Offline
                        fgadmin
                        wrote last edited by
                        #36

                        TwittingOnTrender — 9 years ago(October 14, 2016 06:11 AM)

                        666: It's true, Liam Neeson has a big schlong - why else would his wife never say "You are NOT putting your daughter and I through this again!", but rather go out and have ice cream with him?
                        No Guru, No Method, No Teacher.

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0

                        • Login

                        • Don't have an account? Register

                        Powered by NodeBB Contributors
                        • First post
                          Last post
                        0
                        • Categories
                        • Recent
                        • Tags
                        • Popular
                        • Users
                        • Groups