It's off the charts, folks!

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TheSuperPoster — 5 years ago(June 26, 2020 03:16 AM)

But he has A LOT of respect for women! Maybe even a little too much?
Either way, let me ship you!
Also, I can't cite my sources but I heard he has a huge dong. Do with that information what you will.

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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(June 26, 2020 03:21 AM)

The bottom of your show? Sounds both dirty and titillating.

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Aj_goodfellow — 5 years ago(June 26, 2020 03:25 AM)

She'll show you her titillating parts, too, if you play your cards right.

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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(June 26, 2020 03:36 AM)

I've heard about that. She'll make a clean breast of it, I'm sure. Or two.

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TheSuperPoster — 5 years ago(June 26, 2020 03:40 AM)

You're too late! It's meant to be, and I won't rest until you two have at least one set of twins together.

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𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 — 5 years ago(June 26, 2020 03:41 AM)

Yeah we’re supposed to trust the kool aide man as a source
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"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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TheSuperPoster — 5 years ago(June 26, 2020 03:45 AM)

I mean, seriously. If the Kool Aid guy doesn't know these things, who does?
All that's left to do is to think of their couplehood name.
Benna? Anntley? The possibilities are about 6 or 7 shipped nicks.

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𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 — 5 years ago(June 26, 2020 04:08 AM)

And FYI as a PSA to guys, not every woman likes big dicks. Size is really a nuanced preference among women.
I don’t think any of the guys here have anything to offer Anna besides future restraining orders and attorney fees.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(June 26, 2020 04:10 AM)

I had no idea she was so dangerous! Restraining orders!

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𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 — 5 years ago(June 26, 2020 04:12 AM)

Well maybe I should have reworded that but I meant she’ll be filing them for you guys to stay 50 feet away, guaranteeing no COVID , semen or crazy transmission per Dr Fauci.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(June 26, 2020 04:14 AM)

Okay. i thought she'd be like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. She's been threatening to beat me up for the last two hours.

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𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 — 5 years ago(June 26, 2020 04:16 AM)

Boiled bunny is a delicacy in some countries.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(June 26, 2020 04:17 AM)

I'm sure she'd like to boil my bunnies. That was a hare-raising
double-entendre
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𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 — 5 years ago(June 26, 2020 04:31 AM)

You can have your wing man Thirsty regale her with tales of your massive dong over wine and rabbit fillets.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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Damien Thorn 666 — 5 years ago(June 26, 2020 03:45 AM)

I doubt that Bentley could handle Anna, even in his wettest dreams. Anna wouldn’t want anything to do with someone who is the equivalent being scum underneath her very own shoes anyhow.
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

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Damien Thorn 666 — 5 years ago(June 26, 2020 03:50 AM)

Thanks! You are as well. I don’t think you have much to worry about when it comes to Bentley, since he strikes me as being the type of man who would be too busy checking himself out in the mirror to notice your beauty. He strikes me as a narcissist.
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

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