Why do insides reject pig the most?

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-Thirsty- — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:10 PM)

I’m only 14 but growing up in The Wild has taught me how to enjoy the serene pleasures of life. Have you ever lain with a forest nymph?

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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:12 PM)

No, but I've had plenty of outdoor sex (usually on rocks or grass or dried stream beds in the forest). No asphodel, alas.

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-Thirsty- — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:15 PM)

Next time you engage in the act of love outside be sure to play this and watch her melt in your arms as you conceive a child of the wood.

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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:21 PM)

This one might also work. It's by Lehar and is about a wood nymph called Vilja…

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-Thirsty- — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:25 PM)

dbentley666 said...
This one might also work. It's by Lehar and is about a wood nymph called Vilja…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_e8g4LhAOA
Thank you. I will play this as I fish the streams for salmon tonight with my spear

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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:26 PM)

-Thirsty- said...
Thank you. I will play this as I fish the streams for salmon tonight with my spear
You're not Rambo, you're Pan!

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-Thirsty- — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:30 PM)

dbentley666 said...
You're not Rambo, you're Pan!
There are so many variations of Pan, but I do believe I am one of them. Which one were you thinking of?

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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:34 PM)

-Thirsty- said...
There are so many variations of Pan, but I do believe I am one of them. Which one were you thinking of?
Generic nature god. My favourite version is from The Wind in the Willows!

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-Thirsty- — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:36 PM)

dbentley666 said...
Generic nature god. My favourite version is from The Wind in the Willows!
Ah yes, Pan is most likely my father as I was born inside a willow tree. If I’m Pan, are you Rumplestiltskin?

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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:43 PM)

-Thirsty- said...
Ah yes, Pan is most likely my father as I was born inside a willow tree. If I’m Pan, are you Rumplestiltskin?
No, I'm Bacchus. Potbelly, long hair, drinks a lot, hangs out with maenads.

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-Thirsty- — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:46 PM)

dbentley666 said...
No, I'm Bacchus. Potbelly, long hair, drinks a lot, hangs out with maenads.
You sound like a true friend and a real hoot. We should ride Elk and hunt Beaver sometime

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dbentley666 — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:49 PM)

-Thirsty- said...
You sound like a true friend and a real hoot. We should ride Elk and hunt Beaver sometime
I'm eager to hunt beaver. Riding Elk also sounds very nice, as long as she's up for it.

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MovieManCin2 — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:38 PM)

EricaRene-Price loves
Elk Tartare!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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Hungry The Zero.. — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:13 PM)

I've eaten lots of cock meat sandwiches.

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The Kurgan — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:14 PM)

hi mechanic u gave urself away by mentioning hungry the zero many times in ur posts
He cares about these helpless mortals?

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Hungry The Zero.. — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:18 PM)

Actually 2 Hungry The Zero accounts existed before my version lol.

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The Kurgan — 5 years ago(April 26, 2020 08:19 PM)

interesting lol
He cares about these helpless mortals?