When Shredder says he plays rugby
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The Double Cross — 7 years ago(October 11, 2018 07:12 PM)
He's quite pitiful.
I wonder how hard he tries to impress people in his real life. He applies a lot of effort here, so I guess he must spend every waking hour seeking validation on the mean streets of Novi. Like, by entering a popularity contest or something? An election, perhaps? -
Conor McShredder — 7 years ago(October 11, 2018 09:18 PM)
Listen up bitches it's ****ing Conor McShredder
An intellectual like Shredder manly as **** like McGregor
I am ****in filmboards bitches I'm in charge
I'll take ye all down even if yer JMH large
Pop Actor, Bentley, Stygian yell all do nuttin
I'm fillet steak yer all just ****in mutton
Yer all jealous of an elite military hero
Ye sit there vegetatin on yer keyboards achievin zero
I'm the nigga that took down the Iraqis
All while wearing my cheap Pakistani khakis
Last 3 years I been ****ed up on gear
Still ****in lots of bitches unlike you queers
Got a problem bitch GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
Given daily beatdowns more savage than Bongo
And that little bitch Mate the ****in drongo
Politics, stand up, pornos I done it all
Time yall get on yer knees bitches an suck my balls