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DarthTykohn77 — 9 years ago(February 11, 2017 12:04 PM)
He's busy working on the backed up sewers below my basement. The Mole Men have become nervous by what they communicate to me as being "outside intereference" and I believe a plot may be under way to eat him, but i'm a little rusty on my Molemanese so they may have just invited him upstairs for a snack.
My mom is going to be so pissed! She hates the Mole Men enough, but inviting Winfield upstairs for cookies and milk may really be pushing her good nature to the breaking point.
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DarthTykohn77 — 9 years ago(February 11, 2017 12:23 PM)
He better keep his hands off my Mole Men or there's going to be big trouble.
If you really missed me perhaps you could uh accommodate me in your basement for awhile?
My dad got his hours cut back at work and he's threatening to evict me again if I don't get a job soon. He contends that at my age and with my phd I should have a job by now, but he doesn't understand how tough it is to find a job with just a political science degree and being incredibly handsome (that only takes you so far). There's only like 3 jobs available in that area and you have to wait for one of the elder generations to die off completely before any new openings come up.
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Kenny-Blankenship-the-Third — 9 years ago(February 11, 2017 12:26 PM)
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DarthTykohn77 — 9 years ago(February 11, 2017 12:35 PM)
I'm running out of options so i'll take it. What's the address and when can I expect the ticket to arrive? I prefer first class because i'm a classy guy but i'll take coach if you can't afford to treat me the way in which I have become accustomed in life thanks to my doting mother.
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