117. Statue of liberty is standing in LA
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suarez_976 — 12 years ago(June 12, 2013 12:06 AM)
211 - that old black and white film during the cold war that told americans to just duck and cover during a soviet nuclear attack is actually right:
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skizzzo63 — 12 years ago(July 08, 2013 02:44 PM)
212 - Love do conquer all - especially when it's RED!

(maybe the directors are secretely Communists!
Just seen this movie on TV. It's good if you have a 12-years-old mental age.
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seinschatten — 12 years ago(August 05, 2013 11:46 AM)
213 - it only takes 1-2 minutes to fill up a large room with gas using your gas oven, even if a window is wide open.
214 - a gas explosion is deadlier thn an atomic explosion.
215 - if your main weapon during an earth invasion is making people look into your fancy blue light, it's ok to start your invasion at night when 90% of the population are sleeping -
IMDb_wanderer — 12 years ago(December 07, 2013 06:09 AM)
216 - Watching a nuclear explosion through a telescope won't render you blind in at least one eye.
217 - B2 bombers are extremely nimble in flight.
218 - In the event of an alien invasion, hit the water. No aliens would attack anything in the ocean, not for any reason.
219 - The London Eye is more iconic to England than Big Ben.
220 - Blue, hypnotic alien lights can be viewed from a safe distance without any ill effects or hypnosis.
221 - A military chopper that's heading in your direction is coming to rescue you. Especially if it dropped soldiers off at your apartment earlier.
222 - The shockwave from a nuclear weapon detonated several miles away from you cannot destroy your apartment complex.
223 - Brains are blue-coloured in general.
224 - The aliens success in Los Angeles hinges on seizing a handful of people holed up in an upmarket highrise apartment block.
225 - If you want to escape aliens, use a Ferrari and a Jeremy Clarkson mentality. If it fails, call it your best chance of survival and contemplate doing it again.
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joemartinez73 — 10 years ago(July 19, 2015 07:28 PM)
#217 that was not a B2 bomber you asshat, it was a X-47 unmanned drone they were using. Get your beep together before you start poking fun at a movie.
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randyw01 — 11 years ago(March 23, 2015 01:37 AM)
- Prop open the door that has access to the roof. It's just common knowledge.
- If you decide to try to flee the hotel when aliens attack, load up a lot of stuff in the car and have a tense argument with your spouse.
- Don't peek outside the garage before driving out. Aliens have never seen something like
Bambi vs Godzilla
. - No matter how dangerous it is, run after your dog.
- If you watch strangers having sex in another hotel you might be surprised by some of the details.
Guess what! I've got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!
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hellure — 10 years ago(February 05, 2016 01:35 PM)
- When the earth is about to be destroyed by an uncontrollable natural disaster benevolent aliens will come to save humanity; but for various reasons we won't understand that we're being saved, and we'll fight them until the bitter end.