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    daredevil1-1 — 9 years ago(October 19, 2016 10:25 PM)

    I like how you had to make sure to tell us it was nice and fat, in case anyone was wondering lol.

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      jchamberlain-2 — 9 years ago(October 21, 2016 02:17 PM)

      He didn't say nice. Just fat.

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        jac163 — 9 years ago(October 20, 2016 06:17 PM)

        At least a woman's shaved bush will grow back. A poor man's foreskin growing back? Well that would be a first!!

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          Lee-JS — 9 years ago(October 21, 2016 12:55 PM)

          I'm sure we'd all be laughing just as hard over jokes about female genital mutilation, right? Cutting tits off is funny as well so let's do some about that too.

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            hasbanyp — 9 years ago(October 21, 2016 10:21 PM)

            Go check out the post called "barbaric Americans". Get a load of what THAT guys "opinion" is on us Americans.

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              plazbo — 9 years ago(October 22, 2016 10:40 PM)

              Circumcised men just look so clean and sculpted.
              Sureif you ignore the giant discolored scar mark on a lot of them. I mean white dick with a big dark pink to purple scar mark round it or when they have a tan scar around it that just looks like a jock itch infection because it's that same color or guys with darker skin that have darker tanned color dicks with white or brown scar around itthere's a lot of badly done circumcisions out there that have left excessive scar tissue (which should be noted is also a dead sensation area because no nerves)

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                    rancid51 — 9 years ago(October 25, 2016 11:51 AM)

                    circumcision is abuse, and every parent who had their child circumcised as a baby should be ashamed of themselfs.

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                      capper77 — 9 years ago(October 30, 2016 04:45 AM)

                      The worst part is the trauma the poor baby suffers. If he wants to be circumcised as an adult that's his choice. I wish I had that choice but it was taken without my consent because of barbaric traditions. If they cut off his toe its abuse but the penis is ok?

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                        Dargaud — 9 years ago(November 05, 2016 03:29 PM)

                        Yeah, I'm surprised that there aren't any people suing the doctors who circumcised them years before for 'performing a sexual mutilation on a non-consenting minor'. That'd get rid of this stupid and dangerous fad quick.

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                          Cathgotmusic — 9 years ago(November 01, 2016 01:16 AM)

                          Yeah, no one laughed when I watched it (Australian uncut audience). How is mutilating a baby funny? It just isn't to us. It's utterly mind boggling that it's so widespread in the US, and to have 'comedic' pieces like the one in the movie about it Wow.
                          How is finding only the grown up results of mutilated babies attractive, funny? How is a natural man's penis disgusting, repulsive, requiring an incredible sense of reluctant duty for a women to perform with, as described in the movie? Why is she forcing herself to have sex in the first place like it IS her duty if she is so turned off? It's messed up from every angle you look at it.
                          I am incredibly disappointed that the actresses didn't refuse to do it. It needed a rewrite, or to be scrapped altogether.

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                            Joeyjag_97 — 9 years ago(November 20, 2016 03:57 AM)

                            Exactly this ^
                            "A man chooses. A slave obeys."

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                              Pandora — 2 years ago(January 09, 2024 08:25 PM)

                              Wow yeah, I find the idea of circumcision kind of wild. Like why would you normalise cutting off a baby's body parts??

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                                I_Luv_Apple — 9 years ago(November 01, 2016 12:55 PM)

                                All i have to say after seeing this movie I'm glad my parents had me circumcised. I don't want to be different.

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                                  nights_dream_paradox — 9 years ago(January 23, 2017 04:11 AM)

                                  I don't want to be different.
                                  Then I have some bad news, wimp: you
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                                  different. Globally, circumcised men are the minority.
                                  Most Europeans don't do it.
                                  Most Asians don't do it.
                                  Most Latin Americans don't do it.
                                  Your only company is Israel, South Korea, Philippines, Muslim countries, and some African countries.

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                                    Keester — 9 years ago(November 03, 2016 05:05 PM)

                                    I'm glad to be uncircumcised and so are all my boyfriends.

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                                      kirsten-v-w — 9 years ago(November 05, 2016 06:31 PM)

                                      I've been with circumcised and uncircumcised men, and honestly, I wish the procedure would fall out of favor. There's nothing wrong with a natural foreskin, it isn't nasty or dirty and it makes piv intercourse less chaffy. I didn't find the jokes funny at all. If you find a man who's nice and sexy and interested in getting naked with you, then don't scream and run away because he's the way nature intended. That's just rude.

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                                        wartengu — 9 years ago(November 08, 2016 08:20 PM)

                                        Most Women? LMAO! Most Women like it in the butt too and I bet you're one of them.

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                                          johndillon001 — 9 years ago(November 19, 2016 02:57 PM)

                                          Circumcision is a form of genital mutilation. Its gross and vile. Just because you yanks have been convinced to do it, doesn't mean its right. Also, only hollywood, made up of a certain religion, seems intent on making circumcision seem normal.

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