I just had to make a new cup of tea because a fly flew into the first one.
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Wu Ming β 1 year ago(October 05, 2024 05:14 PM)
Dicknose by Proxy October 06, 2024 01:07 AM
Member since January 21, 2020
And you know what the funny thing was? The motherfuck DIED instantly upon splashing down. The cup was within arms reach of me while i was gaming and the fly kept on landing on the outside of the cup at first, I kept batting it away and it was during one of these bats that it flew up and then just dunked it's self in.
There must have been only 2 literal seconds between the fly splashing down and me reaching the cup to investigate as like i said it was within arms reach and it was just lifeless in the brown liquid. I have seen spiders fall in cups before and they try and swim but this fly was just still as ****.
It was not a piping hot cup if tea by any means, it was made about 20 minutes previously.
Whats up with that? Do not get me wrong, any thing that gets between an Englishman and his brew deserves death, I am glad it perished.
What a story for one fly.
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The "
Englishman"
Dane may like to try this cup with a cover.
My cup with a cover has 3 elephants on it, fly free.
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Wu Ming β 1 year ago(October 05, 2024 06:27 PM)
ASS-BOO SHEET
β October 06, 2024 02:16 AM
Member since August 6, 2024
the flies are good protein and you wont even taste it. just ignore it next time amd enjoy the added nutrients in your tea
A mousy
that constantly sneaks up on me and tries to overrun me, risks its life.
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Wu Ming β 1 year ago(October 05, 2024 06:37 PM)
ASS-BOO SHEET
β October 06, 2024 03:30 AM
Member since August 6, 2024
asiatic german cockroaches are easy prey as well
You should've read my OP/article, mousy.
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Oh, you cannot read more than 2 lines, you coke-cock head.
Then in short for you fool:
The
"German Cockroach"
isn't German.
And I'm not Asian.
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Dazed β 1 year ago(October 05, 2024 11:08 PM)
I've seen a few tarantulas too of late, I just let them get on with whatever they were doing or I do the piece of paper under a glass trick and pop them outside. I don't kill them ever.
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Cheeky β 1 year ago(October 05, 2024 11:11 PM)
Wow! I've never seen one
Had a huge brown spider in the downstairs bathroom once and dropped a big, heavy book on it
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana
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