Bongo

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l am the Bongoman — 1 week ago(March 23, 2026 11:46 PM)

I prefer the word retarded for my type, so you’re trolling off of a
false premise
, you gaslighting windbag whose existence is a miscarriage in logic!
Pwned, and my nurse says I’m an excellent driver every time my diaper gets changed!
Bongo is a walking, talking premature ejaculation of desperation & stupidity.

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dbentley666 — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 12:28 AM)

I think Bongo has been crushed. We may never see him again.

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hungryinconway — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 12:57 AM)

If he keeps posting he's going to take this.
It's all up to him now!
What will bongo do?
Slink away in defeat or boldly campaign for what is his by right?
Stay tuned.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

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I am the Bongoman — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 02:11 AM)

If this is your way of trying to deflect
from the beating I gave you in bentley's "colored fonts" thread, it's not working.
You're in a weaselly retreat and that's funny, internet tough guy and
fatboy.
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed.

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hungryinconway — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 02:32 AM)

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Take me to the airport, Apu!
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

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I am the Bongoman — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 02:37 AM)

More deflection ^
from the fatboy.
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed.

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dbentley666 — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 02:39 AM)

You didn't find that funny? I laughed out loud!

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hungryinconway — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 02:44 AM)

The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

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I am the Bongoman — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 03:02 AM)

More deflection ^
from fatboy.
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed.

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dbentley666 — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 03:33 AM)

Youre such a one-note bore, Bongo. I feel sorry for your wife, if you ever had one.

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I am the Bongoman — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 03:38 AM)

False narrative ^
from the
actual
one-note bore.
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed.

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dbentley666 — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 03:38 AM)

Bongo!
Yes, miz Bongo?
How come yu is so stupid, Bongo?
I wuz borned dat way, miz Bongo!
Yu was born stupid?
Yes, miz Bongo!
Dats all rite den, Bongo.

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I am the Bongoman — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 03:43 AM)

You're so angry that I'm mocking you.
You always spew this nonsense BS when I artfully expose and mock you.
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed.

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dbentley666 — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 03:45 AM)

White man: Taxi!
Bongo Abdullah: Yassuh, sahib, my cab is awaiting your pleasure immediately sir.
White man: Take me to the airport, and step on it!
BA: Step on what, sir? I am not comprehending the English that well. I was born in Karachi, sir.
White man: Shut the **** up and get started, Paki! Good grief, what is that smell????
BA: Sorry sir, I was eating some pungent chicken tikka masala and I had a small accident, sir. Not to worry I will spray the cab with some ersatz Armani for counterpoint, sir!
*White man takes another cab

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I am the Bongoman — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 03:47 AM)

You're confirming what I just said.
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed.

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dbentley666 — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 03:48 AM)

White man: Taxi!
Bongo Abdullah: Yassuh, sahib, my cab is awaiting your pleasure immediately sir.
White man: Take me to the airport, and step on it!
BA: Step on what, sir? I am not comprehending the English that well. I was born in Karachi, sir
White man: Shut the **** up and get started, Paki! Good grief, what is that smell????
BA: Sorry sir, I was eating some pungent chicken tikka masala and I had a small accident, sir. Not to worry I will spray the cab with some ersatz Armani, sir!
*White man takes another cab

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I am the Bongoman — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 03:51 AM)

dbentley666 said...
White man: Taxi!
Bongo Abdullah: Yassuh, sahib, my cab is awaiting your pleasure immediately sir.
White man: Take me to the airport, and step on it!
BA: Step on what, sir? I am not comprehending the English that well. I was born in Karachi, sir
White man: Shut the fuck up and get started, Paki! Good grief, what is that smell????
BA: Sorry sir, I was eating some pungent chicken tikka masala and I had a small accident, sir. Not to worry I will spray the cab with some ersatz Armani, sir!
*White man takes another cab
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More anger ^
on display.
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed.

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dbentley666 — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 03:53 AM)

I am the Bongoman said...
More anger ^
on display.
Bongo!
Yassuh!
You bald ******!
Yassuh!
Know your place, retard!
Yassuh! Yassuh!
Go clean the lavatory!
Yassuh!
With your tongue, Bongo!
Yassuh! Always does, suh!

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I am the Bongoman — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 03:55 AM)

dbentley666 said...
Bongo!
Yassuh!
You bald faggot!
Yassuh!
Know your place, retard!
Yassuh! Yassuh!
Go clean the lavatory!
Yassuh!
With your tongue, Bongo!
Yassuh! Always does, suh!
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You're trying to make it look like you're not seething mad.
It's not working.
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed.

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dbentley666 — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 03:56 AM)

I am the Bongoman said...
You're trying to make it look like you're not seething mad.
It's not working.
Bongo: I’m very proud. I never ask for help. Lilith, help me! Anna, don’t abandon me, for God’s sake! Someone, anyone, help! I’m a harmless old retard with incontinence and the bullies are stomping all over me!
You should get a placard and hang it round your neck: My name is Bongo. I’m a harmless retard. Please help me. I will pray for you in broken English.