Ted Bundy jokes.
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SpiraMirabilis — 17 years ago(September 19, 2008 05:53 AM)
The lamest jokes I ever read. And you write 'lol' beside them, like you were laughing out loud because of them. If that's true, you're both retarded and a dementia sufferer.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? -
trada122 — 15 years ago(May 15, 2010 07:43 PM)
Q: How do you deal with annoying whores?
A: Use a crowbar
Q: What do you do if you wanna get laid with a hot chick but she's so stuck up she won't sleep with you?
A: You r@pe her after you knocked her out with a crowbar
Q: What's Ted Bundy's favorite bar?
A: CrowBAR
Q: What do you do if you wanna get HEAD from a chick but she doesn't want to give it to you?
A: Knock her out with a crowbar, use a hacksaw to saw her head off, then give yourself head with the severed HEAD
Q: What do you call a person who kills cereal?
A: Serial Killer -
gregbizkit2001 — 15 years ago(May 22, 2010 08:55 PM)
OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY. I THINK YOU ARE THE VOICE OF A NEW GENERATION, SIR. YOU JUST INSPIRED ME TO WRITE SOME FUNNY JOKES, NOT UNLIKE YOUR BRILLIANT SELF. LET'S GIVE IT A TRY.
Q: HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A CRACK WHORE?
A: CRACK HER SKULL! LOL
Q: ARE YOU A FAN OF THE BAND, THE KNIFE?
A: NO, BUT I'LL STAB YOU WITH ONE.
Q: DO YOU LIKE KANYE WEST?
A: NO, BUT I LIKE TO MURDER WOMEN AND BURY THEM IN THE WEST.
Q: DID YOU ENJOY BLADE RUNNER?
A: YEAH. I PULLED OUT A BLADE, AND THE BITCH RAN. NOT FAST ENOUGH, THOUGH! L-O-L
JUST IMAGINE, IF YOU INSPIRED ME TO WRITE SUCH FUNNY JOKES, IMAGINE WHAT THE NEXT GENERATION WILL PRODUCE THANKS TO THE STAGE YOU JUST SET RIGHT HERE, ON IMDB????? -
Woodyanders — 12 years ago(November 24, 2013 08:01 AM)
Ted Bundy who was at his all-time hottest after he got fried on the electric chair NEVER GOTTA DINNER!
Ted Bundy who had quite the notorious reputation as a real lady killer NEVER GOTTA DINNER1
I'm a totally bitchin' bio writer from Mars! -
Slug Bait — 2 weeks ago(March 16, 2026 02:08 PM)
What did Ted Bundy say after he chopped off Lynette Dawn Culver's head?
"That's not the way you get ahead in life!"
Even better: what did he say after he came in the head's mouth?
"Talk about getting head!"
Just because I'm not on THEIR side, doesn't mean I'm on YOURS.
