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Thank you, Donnie The Diddler, for bringing measles back to the USA!

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    677aa24c1b3965d5723687cb938c792e — 3 months ago(December 12, 2025 01:57 AM)

    but I think of her when I make it
    There is no doubt that you have a vivid imagination, Juan, and I am sure that she was a nice imaginary companion

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      元才 — 3 months ago(December 12, 2025 02:09 AM)

      And she makes imaginary Facebook posts
      And has an imaginary job and a whole social network who are imaginary too
      She's so imaginary that she's pretty much real.
      But like I'd introduce her to anyone here to verify that

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        677aa24c1b3965d5723687cb938c792e — 3 months ago(December 12, 2025 02:14 AM)

        CSB!
        But, Juan, don't be so defensive about your imaginary flight attendant friend!
        LOL! Maybe you can create another identity and bring "her" aboard on filmboards!

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          元才 — 3 months ago(December 12, 2025 02:16 AM)

          Someone certainly sees a lot of imaginary people around here, that's for sure

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            677aa24c1b3965d5723687cb938c792e — 3 months ago(December 12, 2025 02:21 AM)

            It's alright, Juan; this is the internet
            You can have as many "girl friends" as you want here, and if you like, some of them can be flight attendants!

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              元才 — 3 months ago(December 12, 2025 02:26 AM)

              That's what she did do, she had moved away from that by the time I met her
              She said stewarding was fun for a while, but there was no real time to reflect on all the things she'd seen and done.
              But, who knows, perhaps this is all a fantasy and your misogyny just can't help but shine though

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                677aa24c1b3965d5723687cb938c792e — 3 months ago(December 12, 2025 02:30 AM)

                She said stewarding was fun
                What!? Your imaginary facebook friend didn't "tell you" that "stewardessing" was fun?

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                  元才 — 3 months ago(December 12, 2025 02:42 AM)

                  Stewardesses steward you nitwick.
                  Like actresses act.
                  But yes, it was fun for her. She worked in the First Class section of the planes she was on and met lots of interesting people

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                    677aa24c1b3965d5723687cb938c792e — 3 months ago(December 12, 2025 02:46 AM)

                    元才 said...
                    Stewardesses steward you nitwick.
                    Like actresses act.
                    But yes, it was fun for her. She worked in the First Class section of the planes she was on and met lots of interesting people
                    LOL!
                    It figures that your imaginary friend would have an imaginary job as a stewardess, since that job title no longer exists

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                      元才 — 3 months ago(December 12, 2025 02:51 AM)

                      677aa24c1b3965d5723687cb938c792e said...
                      LOL!
                      It figures that your imaginary friend would have an imaginary job as a stewardess, since that job title no longer exists
                      Yeah, I get you my friends that call me "The real ******" are racist too, in your mind

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                        677aa24c1b3965d5723687cb938c792e — 3 months ago(December 12, 2025 05:22 PM)

                        元才 said...
                        Yeah, I get you my friends that call me "The real nigger" are racist too, in your mind
                        How is that relevant to your imaginary girlfriend and her imaginary job with a title that has not existed since 1980?

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                          元才 — 3 months ago(December 12, 2025 06:06 PM)

                          677aa24c1b3965d5723687cb938c792e said...
                          How is that relevant to your imaginary girlfriend and her imaginary job with a title that has not existed since 1980?
                          Just imagine what you want
                          that seems to be how yo live your life

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                            677aa24c1b3965d5723687cb938c792e — 3 months ago(December 12, 2025 07:40 PM)

                            元才 said...
                            Just imagine what you want
                            that seems to be how yo live your life
                            that seems to be how yo live your life
                            Who is this person named 'yo'?

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                              元才 — 3 months ago(December 12, 2025 08:14 PM)

                              677aa24c1b3965d5723687cb938c792e said...
                              that seems to be how yo live your life
                              Who is this person named 'yo'?
                              It's a dumb idiot that can't take a beating

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                                677aa24c1b3965d5723687cb938c792e — 3 months ago(December 12, 2025 08:16 PM)

                                元才 said...
                                It's a dumb idiot that can't take a beating
                                Ah, "yo" is a synonym for Juan Kerr
                                That explains so much

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                                  元才 — 3 months ago(December 12, 2025 08:38 PM)

                                  677aa24c1b3965d5723687cb938c792e said...
                                  Ah, "yo" is a synonym for Juan Kerr
                                  That explains so much
                                  If that's what
                                  you
                                  read, then that's what
                                  yo
                                  read

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                                    677aa24c1b3965d5723687cb938c792e — 3 months ago(December 12, 2025 08:49 PM)

                                    元才 said...
                                    If that's what
                                    you
                                    read, then that's what
                                    yo
                                    read
                                    Don't be bitter Juan
                                    It is okay that your girlfriend was a chatbox from Amazon named Alexa
                                    Juan: "Alexa, I want you to be my stewardess today!"
                                    Alexa (in a soothing but slightly robotic voice that Juan finds arousing): "I am sorry, Juan, but no-can-do; stewardesses have not existed since 1980. Would you like me to be your flight attendant?"
                                    Juan: "Will you still be my exotic girlfriend from another land?"
                                    Alexa (in the same voice that Juan finds sexually pleasing) : "Yes, Juan, and in that capacity I can continue to fulfill your seemingly limitless imaginative fantasies."

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                                      元才 — 3 months ago(December 12, 2025 09:40 PM)

                                      677aa24c1b3965d5723687cb938c792e said...
                                      Don't be bitter Juan
                                      It is okay that your girlfriend was a chatbox from Amazon named Alexa
                                      Juan: "Alexa, I want you to be my stewardess today!"
                                      Alexa (in a soothing but slightly robotic voice that Juan finds arousing): "I am sorry, Juan, but no-can-do; stewardesses have not existed since 1980. Would you like me to be your flight attendant?"
                                      Juan: "Will you still be my exotic girlfriend from another land?"
                                      Alexa (in the same voice that Juan finds sexually pleasing) : "Yes, Juan, and in that capacity I can continue to fulfill your seemingly limitless imaginative fantasies."
                                      expand
                                      So the steward thing is solely in the U S of A?

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                                        677aa24c1b3965d5723687cb938c792e — 3 months ago(December 12, 2025 10:18 PM)

                                        元才 said...
                                        So the steward thing is solely in the U S of A?
                                        Ah, I love the sound of Juan desperately flailing!

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                                          元才 — 3 months ago(December 12, 2025 10:20 PM)

                                          677aa24c1b3965d5723687cb938c792e said...
                                          Ah, I love the sound of Juan desperately flailing!
                                          Are you denying a voice that isn't protected under your constitution?

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