How many can you name?
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(May 14, 2024 05:17 AM)
Well depending on where you get your data
Washington D.C.
is meant to be the safest place in the United States (But that's because it doesn't adhere to Federal laws and so the figures are vastly skewed and it's actually so dangerous that there are poles with emergency buttons to press on them, with voice boxes to the P.D., every 100 metres or so and they've been there for over 30 years!).
Beyond that there's got to be
Singapore
and
Hong Kong
, Mainland China is as safe as houses but they'll not included that because they'd get all top ten then. So in lieu of that
Seoul
should finish off that side of the world, wait, Japan. Erm…One of the Southern three so Kyoto, Kobe or Osaka?
I'll go for
Osaka
because it is bigger and doesn't start with a K but all very safe places (And almost the one place).
Technically Indonesia (Outside of tourist areas) is very safe but folks in the West don't want to here about that outside of Bali (Hector had a good time there I hear). Kota Kinabalu and Kula Lumpur are great cities also but Malaysia isn't on the cards for the West, for some reason, either.
What's that? 5, with three in the bag already
Right Canada, oh Canada! An absolute hole this past decade but they always make these lists so which one will it be today? Junkies rules out Vancouver, Toronto is good but has a different type of drug problem and so we'll probably have to go for a Frenchie town.
Montréal
it is!
Which just leaves Europe again really…!
So safe but also fun (Because nobody wants to go to Luxemburg, Brussels or Belgium).
Well there's plenty of lovely cities which are safe enough everywhere (Capitals in big playing countries excluded due to massive immigrant flux) and so maybe taking getting in-and-out and not being run over while you are there into account; Lisbon, Amsterdam, Prague, Edinburgh or Vienna.
I'm not sure if any of them are correct but they are all equally safe and good tourist spots. So I can't go for a tenth with any certainty
But my favourite out of those would be Prague
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(May 14, 2024 05:40 AM)
I see there's a second hint now with the Middle East in it and nobody has got the US town so…I'm guessing Tel Aviv will be out for the moment, so something a bit more sound. I mean Tehran would be spot on but nobody wants to go there just now. World Cup was just in Doha and so
Doha
Right, safe US city, 2024. Portland, Seattle, San Fran and Los Angeles are out…hmm…
Houston
?
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MovieManCin2 — 1 year ago(May 14, 2024 05:47 AM)
Nah, please keep guessing. You're intelligent, and all the knuckleheads on this board are sitting on their hands.
MAGA! FAFO!
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(May 14, 2024 05:52 AM)
Well I'm going to go for
Honolulu
for the US safest city because it really is a great place and safe too (Best public transport bus system in the US too apparently!).
For for the Middle East well the big one there is Dubai, but after that rainfall I'm not sure that it still holds up. But
Dubai
Tripoli is nice and much more relaxed, and I suppose Cairo could be considered the Middle East too but neither are as safe as Dubai (As long as you are not a Filipino maid! [hairise] )
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(May 14, 2024 06:03 AM)
Cheers MMC!
Safe and Europe don't generally go too well hand-in-hand these days
Well The Irish are awesome but I'm not sure if I'd say Dublin in the safest place in town (It's great, don't get me wrong!) so I'm going to go for
Cork
And another safe and friendly place in Europe…Well I guess it's going to have to be Barcelona as that's pretty laid back and not too much trouble beyond a bit of pickpocket tourists who don't know how to travel.
Barcelona
Honolulu is really nice though, safest I've ever felt in the US. You just forget that it's the States because it's so far away from all the usual things you associate with there
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MovieManCin2 — 1 year ago(May 14, 2024 06:06 AM)
Good guesses, but wrong. I feel safe in saying that very few posters on this silly board know as many cities as you do. Please continue, this is fun!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.
