“Battery not included”

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hungryinconway — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 01:55 AM)

lol is it one of those deals from some third world asian hellhole and if you want a refund you have to send it back at your own expense ($800) and wait 8-12 weeks for refund which never comes and you've completely forgotten about by then?
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

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Vlad. — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 01:59 AM)

No. It’s a US brand from a US store sold to me by a US MILF.
But I bought it online for pickup and I (like an asshole) spent 40 minutes reading the ****ty reviews from people, the website’s ****ty description, running it thru a specialized software using a fine toothed comb. None of this research unveiled the sick truth.
Stop.

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The◇Mechanic — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:01 AM)

I would expect at least 5 blowjobs from this US Milf
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Vlad. — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:02 AM)

She wasn’t that hot but I was of the mind at the time.
Like she was 5/10 which is better than what you’ll get here, right fugazi
Stop.

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The◇Mechanic — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:01 AM)

And then throw her out your apt window.
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Vlad. — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 01:56 AM)

Fuck off, Lowe’s. I’ve blocked your scammer ass.
Stop.

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The◇Mechanic — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 01:59 AM)

Wtf
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138 — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:00 AM)

Ha ha, cucked
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Vlad. — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:01 AM)

It’s a HEPA filter so maybe it cures your hepatitis you ****ed up ill formed literal retard-toothed panty-wearing cock smoker.
Fuck you.
Stop.

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138 — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:02 AM)

I thought I had alien teeth. Aliens are wicked smaht. They also have big heads like me.
Big dick too.
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/.​ — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:05 AM)

Aliens are depicted as sexless because they've evolved beyond that mode of reproduction. You're the runt retard they send out in a generation 1 flying saucer which crashes upon entry to Earth's atmosphere.
My password is password

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138 — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:06 AM)

A retard by alien stabdards is still a genius by human ones. ️
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/.​ — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:09 AM)

You were made in a lab and your ass was the first your highly decorated sibling probed.
My password is password

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The◇Mechanic — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:05 AM)

Deformed midget dick.
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138 — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:06 AM)

No woman who has ever seen it thought so, gramps.
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The◇Mechanic — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:07 AM)

Disabled dick
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138 — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:12 AM)

Is that what's written on your ID?
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𝕤 𝕚 𝕩𝕩𝕩 𝕤 𝕜 𝕚 𝕟 𝕤 — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:34 AM)

stop making this a fugazi thread

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138 — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:37 AM)

No
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The Kraken — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:36 AM)

Disabled dick