“Battery not included”
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Vlad. — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 01:53 AM)
Bought an expensive vacuum cleaner on sale thinking I made a great glorious purchase. My apartment and life will become so, so clean. All impurities will be vindicated and cleansed from life.
Not so. “Battery not included.”
Said that on the box in the smallest print and I bought it online. So the cocksuckers want me to spend $100 on this retarded not included battery. What the actual ****? What a crock of ****.
Fuck vacuum cleaners and **** batteries.
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hungryinconway — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 01:55 AM)
lol is it one of those deals from some third world asian hellhole and if you want a refund you have to send it back at your own expense ($800) and wait 8-12 weeks for refund which never comes and you've completely forgotten about by then?
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Vlad. — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 01:59 AM)
No. It’s a US brand from a US store sold to me by a US MILF.
But I bought it online for pickup and I (like an asshole) spent 40 minutes reading the ****ty reviews from people, the website’s ****ty description, running it thru a specialized software using a fine toothed comb. None of this research unveiled the sick truth.
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/. — 2 years ago(November 14, 2023 02:05 AM)
Aliens are depicted as sexless because they've evolved beyond that mode of reproduction. You're the runt retard they send out in a generation 1 flying saucer which crashes upon entry to Earth's atmosphere.
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