What's the earliest memory you have?
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TaraDeS — 8 months ago(July 15, 2025 08:18 AM)
Diva July 15, 2025 10:12 AM
Member since February 14, 2022
You just reminded me of one christmas when my dad got me an electric motorbike.
The battery was crap so he put his bike battery on it
That sounds like close to the Darwin Award.
More details, please!
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Aph the cat whisperer — 8 months ago(July 15, 2025 08:24 AM)
It was one crisp, winter christmas morning and there was fresh ice and snow on the ground.. "Pull the handle back!", Fart's father shouted, as she balanced the bike on her tippy toes..
nah **** that 
But basically, it wouldn't move and when it did there was no umph there so he switched it to his kawazaki battery and the thing flew like **** off a stick -
TaraDeS — 8 months ago(July 15, 2025 08:38 AM)
Diva July 15, 2025 10:24 AM
Member since February 14, 2022
It was one crisp, winter christmas morning and there was fresh ice and snow on the ground.. "Pull the handle back!", Fart's father shouted, as she balanced the bike on her tippy toes..nah **** that
But basically, it wouldn't move and when it did there was no umph there so he switched it to his kawazaki battery and the thing flew like **** off a stick
Ohhhhhh, our mother was right.
It takes much luck to raise children and keep them alive.
Clearly Darwin Award!
…and good that you survived it.
An adult was not that lucky.
Moment, moment…where is it?!
Oh, I just learned that this was a myth.
JATO Rocket Car
The JATO Rocket Car was one of the original Darwin Awards winners: a man who supposedly spectacularly met his death after mounting a JATO unit (a rocket engine used to help heavy aircraft to take off) onto an ordinary automobile. It was originally circulated as a forwarded email. In 1996, after numerous inquiries, the Arizona Department of Public Safety issued a news release posted on their website concerning the story. It was termed
"an Arizona myth".
It was also debunked in 2003 on the pilot episode of MythBusters, titled
"Jet Assisted Chevy"
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TaraDeS — 8 months ago(July 15, 2025 11:06 PM)
Mr Guy Mandude esq July 15, 2025 05:11 PM
Member since January 21, 2020
when you bang her on the titanic
Is that worth for you to die, Dane?
Edit to add
July 21, 2025
That wasn't Dane, it's just another bunny sock. 🧦 -
soapbox original gangster — 8 months ago(July 15, 2025 03:22 PM)
was i swimming the backstroke as a toddler? no. i guess i should have said i remember being at the seashore with my parents, my aunt and uncle,and being in the water as my father held me. and thus was born my lifelong association with the oceans which continue to this very day, in fact i went swimming in the atlantic this morning
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TaraDeS — 8 months ago(July 15, 2025 03:36 PM)
I wasn't even able to swim.
Our father grabbed me out while I just enjoyed the surface of the lake.
Beautiful light dance on the surface.
Then I was sent to swimming school where most of them were afraid of water.
Scheiße, what am I doing here between the whiners and griners? -
BOOMSHIT — 8 months ago(July 20, 2025 06:26 PM)
I was bullied yea. used to get beat up in the bathroom sometimes. my bullying experience was something straight out of a movie.
dad also left when I was in like 4th grade and I don't remember much before that. I got into a lot of trouble and stuff after that too.
then I did ALOT of hard drugs in my teens. LOTS of xtacy which literally puts holes in your brain.
so I think a lot of things contributed to memory loss
jestergooning -
MiniMasterpieceTheater — 8 months ago(July 15, 2025 03:16 PM)
First…bald auntie…elaborate please!
And altho I seen it mentioned many times…I just assumed it was a vulgar term and dismissed it…but now you've used fanny wobble and it doesn't seem naughty. So what is a fanny wobble???
Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? -
Aph the cat whisperer — 8 months ago(July 21, 2025 06:44 AM)
She has alopecia
On one of my younger birthdays she removed her wig for the lolz and bc of her mi, and ran around with it scaring the life out of all the kids.
I remember laughing my ass off then chasing the other kids with it too telling them it was a wig
I wouldn't mind but she looks a bit like uncle fester so I cannot imagine how terrified the kids were -
MiniMasterpieceTheater — 8 months ago(July 15, 2025 03:20 PM)
I have a lot of memories from id guess 2 years old…maybe a bit younger. We lived on a lake when I was born and I remember a few things from there… riding a tractor with my grandfather and bouncing on one of those bouncy horses from the 70s. I also remember my granddad's pipe smoke getting in my eyes.
A few more vague ones like a car ride to our new home
Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?