Best death in the history of ever (spoiler)
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rooprect — 15 years ago(January 03, 2011 12:18 PM)
Gets his ass kicked, gets his face sliced down the middle with a sword, gets his eyes thumbed out, gets his ass kicked again, gets thrown through a concrete wall, falls down an elevator shaft, gets skewered by a giant metal spike. Not exactly his best day, was it?
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Drooch — 11 years ago(September 28, 2014 05:37 PM)
This might be the king of Seagal deaths.
I love how much of an egomaniac Seagal is - having himself barely scratched as he ploughs throughs countless bad guys, maiming and killing them in horrific ways, believing himself to be some avenging angel who cannot be harmed. Crazy stuff.
In Under Siege, Tommy Lee Jones gets sliced up a bit by knives, then Seagal squashes his eyeball until it runs down his face, stabs him in the top of the head, then rams his dead head into some computer monitors. But Screwface gets it worse - battered, cut, sliced down the front of his face, a thumb in each eye, shoved through a wall, has his back broken over Seagal's knee before being tossed down a lift shaft and impaled on the machinery below.
It's made even funnier by the way the film ends about ten seconds later, with no resolution, and we never even find out what happens to the niece who got shot in the head. -