Slatch371 said...
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soggybottom — 5 years ago(September 17, 2020 06:01 AM)
Glenn’s Organ said...
Sexy Karen isn’t a real person, it’s this year’s hottest Halloween costume.
And I don’t drink either. Haven’t had a drop in years. Very touchy subject that I find inappropriate for you to bring up. You are an unbelievable bitch.
Listen Glenn, as you can tell, Teegy has been really down on his luck lately…
There's not a single chick as his work-place who does a damn thing for his little buddy. He likes to hit on chicks at work, but there's just not a whole lot of options for him there.
And the woman of his dreams (Horny Ellen) just got married to somebody else, so there's no hope there either.
Could it get any worse for our ol' pal? I've never seem him this depressed.
So whaddya say? Do you think we should start up a GoFuckMe account for him? -
Glenn’s Organ — 5 years ago(September 17, 2020 06:12 AM)
soggybottom said...
Listen Glenn, as you can tell, Teegy has been really down on his luck lately…
There's not a single chick as his work-place who does a damn thing for his little buddy. He likes to hit on chicks at work, but there's just not a whole lot of options for him there.
And the woman of his dreams (Horny Ellen) just got married to somebody else, so there's no hope there either.
Could it get any worse for our ol' pal? I've never seem him this depressed.
So whaddya say? Do you think we should start up a GoFuckMe account for him?
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Let me tell you something you lowlife alcoholic. Hitting on women in the workplace is a felony. It’s not surprising to see a rapist defend another rapist. -
Slatch371 — 5 years ago(September 17, 2020 03:32 PM)
Glenn’s Organ said...
Let me tell you something you lowlife alcoholic. Hitting on women in the workplace is a felony. It’s not surprising to see a rapist defend another rapist.
This is Glenn, when he Karen Rages:
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ." -
Glenn’s Organ — 5 years ago(September 17, 2020 08:55 PM)
Slatch371 said...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1w3FgB0Ohc
Who the **** is that?!? He’s got a gun!!! Police!!! -
Slatch371 — 5 years ago(September 24, 2020 06:10 PM)
Glenn’s Organ said...
Who the fuck is that?!? He’s got a gun!!! Police!!!
Settle down, Glenn. Back em down. Soggy's on the way to heal you. Feel you.
Uh, never mind.
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ." -
Glenn’s Organ — 5 years ago(September 24, 2020 11:37 PM)
soggybottom said...
Hey, that chick's got some great moves!
{I said "moves" Teegy! Don't even think about pretending that you mis-heard what I said}
Lordy lordy, I’d love to slip my figurine right between those two airbags. -
Slatch371 — 5 years ago(September 26, 2020 03:36 PM)
Glenn’s Organ said...
Lordy lordy, I’d love to slip my figurine right between those two airbags.
Oh you know what, Glenn?
Oh, wait. Forget it. I swear, Glenn.
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ." -
soggybottom — 5 years ago(September 26, 2020 06:07 PM)
Slatch371 said...
Oh you know what, Glenn?
Oh, wait. Forget it. I swear, Glenn.
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Hey Teegy, it's almost Oct-to-do-her! Do ya think that SugarTits might come back this year?
Oh man, if she were to come back, forget about dropping my drawers and exploding, I would have a heart-attack before I could even make it that far!
Come on SugarTits–Surprise us with an Oct-to-do-her appearance this year. It's been way-too long. You know you want to!
SugarTits, SugarTits, rah rah rah!
If you wanna give a hoot, just
LOSE THAT BRA!!! -
Glenn’s Organ — 5 years ago(September 27, 2020 05:55 AM)
soggybottom said...
Hey Teegy, it's almost Oct-to-do-her! Do ya think that SugarTits might come back this year?
Oh man, if she were to come back, forget about dropping my drawers and exploding, I would have a heart-attack before I could even make it that far!
Come on SugarTits–Surprise us with an Oct-to-do-her appearance this year. It's been way-too long. You know you want to!
SugarTits, SugarTits, rah rah rah!
If you wanna give a hoot, just
LOSE THAT BRA!!!
Who the **** is sugar tits? -
Slatch371 — 5 years ago(October 10, 2020 05:43 PM)
Glenn’s Organ said...
Who the fuck is sugar tits?
Inan.
Don't tell Soggy this, Glenn. I met her in real life. She's kinda, okay looking. 50ish year old frumpy cougar type.
Yes, it is Oct-to-do-her! It's almost time! Gather around the TV Set with your raincoats and sticky stains. And watch! Watch the Magic Lacy Underthings. Watch..
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ." -
soggybottom — 5 years ago(October 10, 2020 06:28 PM)
Slatch371 said...
Inan.
Don't tell Soggy this, Glenn. I met her in real life. She's kinda, okay looking. 50ish year old frumpy cougar type.
Yes, it is Oct-to-do-her! It's almost time! Gather around the TV Set with your raincoats and sticky stains. And watch! Watch the Magic Lacy Underthings. Watch..
If anybody oughtta know who SugarTits is, it'd be Freddie Feelcopper here. He's been sneaking in feel-coppin' sessions on her lovely T&A every Oct-To-Do-Her for as long as I can remember.
So don't let him fool you with the "frumpy" and "okay looking" talk. Horny Inan is one of kind, and they sure don't make 'em like that anymore. And Teegy wouldn't be Mr. Octopus Tentacles whenever she comes around if she wasn't scrum-diddly-umptious from head to toe.
Come on SugarTits–We've been waiting too long! Don't be afraid of Freddie. I'll chop all of his tentacles off if I have to!
