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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(August 03, 2018 03:49 PM)
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After Jackie Chan's beat down is done
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Angela Mao should rip out his tongue
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And after Mao removes his tongue
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He'll get sat on by Sammo Hung
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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(August 04, 2018 12:52 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
And after Mao removes his tongue
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He'll get sat on by Sammo Hung
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And after Hung makes Trump real flat
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He'll be blown to pieces by Chow Yun-Fat
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(August 04, 2018 07:08 AM)
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And after Hung makes Trump real flat
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He'll be blown to pieces by Chow Yun-Fat
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And once Trump is glued back together
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Mr Moto's jujitsu will tie him up like tether
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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(August 04, 2018 10:57 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
And once Trump is glued back together
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Mr Moto's jujitsu will tie him up like tether
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And after Trump gets tied up
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He'll drink semen from a cup
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(August 04, 2018 04:14 PM)
Woodyanders said...
And after Trump gets tied up
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He'll drink semen from a cup
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And who will supply the disgusting glop?
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Why it's Ron Jeremy and his bodily slop
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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(August 05, 2018 01:12 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
And who will supply the disgusting glop?
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Why it's Ron Jeremy and his bodily slop
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After Ron Jeremy puts Trump in his place
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Peter North should cum all over his face
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(August 05, 2018 04:29 PM)
Woodyanders said...
After Ron Jeremy puts Trump in his place
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Peter North should cum all over his face
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And when Trump is writhing in hell
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John Holmes will turn his orange skin pale
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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(August 05, 2018 11:11 PM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
And when Trump is writhing in hell
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John Holmes will turn his orange skin pale
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And to further punish Trump in spades
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Skeevy John Holmes will give him AIDS
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(August 06, 2018 06:12 PM)
Woodyanders said...
And to further punish Trump in spades
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Skeevy John Holmes will give him AIDS
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And when that is over and done
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Trump will have his face rubbed in dung (Salo-style!)
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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(August 07, 2018 01:00 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
And when that is over and done
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Trump will have his face rubbed in dung (Salo-style!)
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And to give Trump some further disgrace
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A girl will piss all over his fat face
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However, I think Trump might enjoy that. Especially if said girl looks like or is his daughter.
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(August 08, 2018 07:45 AM)
Woodyanders said...
And to give Trump some further disgrace
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A girl will piss all over his fat face
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However, I think Trump might enjoy that. Especially if said girl looks like or is his daughter.
Oh man, it's true! I just threw up in my mouth. Actually, I don't think anything Trump derives pleasure from can be anything but sick.
And because he's such a sleazy prick
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All the women he harassed should should get to punch his dick
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He'd probably enjoy that too. But what about cutting it off and putting it in a sandwich 'Blood Sucking Freaks' style? He might like that too… -
Woodyanders — 7 years ago(August 08, 2018 11:15 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Oh man, it's true! I just threw up in my mouth. Actually, I don't think anything Trump derives pleasure from can be anything but sick.
And because he's such a sleazy prick
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All the women he harassed should should get to punch his dick
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He'd probably enjoy that too. But what about cutting it off and putting it in a sandwich 'Blood Sucking Freaks' style? He might like that too…
Trump is such a disgusting sleaze
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Who does whatever he pleases
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(August 10, 2018 04:56 AM)
Woodyanders said...
Trump is such a disgusting sleaze
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Who does whatever he pleases
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I hope these limericks don't get us in trouble
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The secret service might pay a visit on the double
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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(August 10, 2018 11:11 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
I hope these limericks don't get us in trouble
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The secret service might pay a visit on the double
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If I get busted I'm going to jail
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I don't make enough money to pay bail
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(August 11, 2018 06:14 AM)
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If I get busted I'm going to jail
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I don't make enough money to pay bail
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Going to jail won't be fun
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But I'll be getting the same amount done
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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(August 11, 2018 11:06 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
Going to jail won't be fun
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But I'll be getting the same amount done
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Thanks to this thread I've ****ed myself good
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I'll never get a job writing for Disney in Hollywood
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(August 11, 2018 03:21 PM)
Woodyanders said...
Thanks to this thread I've fucked myself good
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I'll never get a job writing for Disney in Hollywood
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But you'll still get to use your writing diploma
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I'm sure they'd love to hire you at Troma
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Woodyanders — 7 years ago(August 11, 2018 03:27 PM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
But you'll still get to use your writing diploma
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I'm sure they'd love to hire you at Troma
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Writing for Troma would be a dream come true
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I'll write a script for "The Toxic Avenger Part 22"
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Matthew T. Dalldorf — 7 years ago(August 11, 2018 06:45 PM)
Woodyanders said...
Writing for Troma would be a dream come true
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I'll write a script for "The Toxic Avenger Part 22"
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We should do our part to keep Troma alive
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And let's hope they released 'Toxic Avenger 5'
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Toxie 5 has been stuck in development hell for ages now, but it hear it's getting made now! -
Woodyanders — 7 years ago(August 12, 2018 01:17 AM)
Matthew T. Dalldorf said...
We should do our part to keep Troma alive
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And let's hope they released 'Toxic Avenger 5'
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Toxie 5 has been stuck in development hell for ages now, but it hear it's getting made now!
Another thing we need before we die
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Is another sequel to Nuke 'Em High
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You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.