You’ll all need to give me some recommendations then!
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 22, 2024 07:22 PM)
Well my first three text messages was me being angry because it didn’t go the way I imagined it and so I was upset. The fourth message I just put ‘SEE SAW MARJORIE DAW!’. The last three messages was me apologising profusely because I’d calmed down.
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 22, 2024 08:06 PM)
It wasn’t really a name call. I was just wound up and frustrated so I just sent that without really knowing what I was doing. I imagined me and you both chatting about having our female friends round and watching YouTube with them and eating takeaway. You know, comparing notes.
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 22, 2024 08:18 PM)
Well that’s what we would talk about wouldn’t it. I’d say ‘me and my female friend had chippy tonight ’ and you would reply with ‘my female friend and I had curry’ and it would just go like that.
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 22, 2024 08:41 PM)
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What did you get in your chippy Bobby?
I haven’t had one! It’s a hypothetical scenario in which we both have our female friends round and chat about what we both respectively did with them. It doesn’t need to be a takeaway, it could be what we’ve watched on television perhaps or what board games we’ve just played.
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 22, 2024 08:48 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
I haven’t had one! It’s a hypothetical scenario in which we both have our female friends round and chat about what we both respectively did with them. It doesn’t need to be a takeaway, it could be what we’ve watched on television perhaps or what board games we’ve just played.
How is that any different to what we already do Bobby?
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 22, 2024 08:51 PM)
∂³∑x² said...
How is that any different to what we already do Bobby?
Because our female friends would be part of it and it would be good because I wouldn’t be jealous then.
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 22, 2024 08:53 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
Because our female friends would be part of it and it would be good because I wouldn’t be jealous then.
There's no need to be jealous Bobby
I wine and dine and then I'm just fine
No smart woman would want any more than a passing glance with me and I don't go for women who aren't smart
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 22, 2024 09:16 PM)
∂³∑x² said...
There's no need to be jealous Bobby
I wine and dine and then I'm just fine
No smart woman would want any more than a passing glance with me and I don't go for women who aren't smart
I just want a female friend who comes round who I entertain just like you have!
I’d ask Sally Ann but she jumps and squeals at the slightest things like a sudden noise outside somewhere or if I stand up too quickly. She does my head in!
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 22, 2024 09:18 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
I just want a female friend who comes round who I entertain just like you have!
I’d ask Sally Ann but she jumps and squeals at the slightest things like a sudden noise outside somewhere or if I stand up too quickly. She does my head in!
Just get one of those AI ones Bobby, I hear they're all the rage right now
Or an anime pillow, people swear by them all the time
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 22, 2024 09:19 PM)
∂³∑x² said...
Just get one of those AI ones Bobby, I hear they're all the rage right now
Or an anime pillow, people swear by them all the time
Well tonight’s human woman is certainly a wash out! 29 text messages I have sent her and not a single response!
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 22, 2024 09:22 PM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
Well tonight’s human woman is certainly a wash out! 29 text messages I have sent her and not a single response!
Yeah but she came over Bobby, that's the hardest part
Next time play "Something for the Weekend" by Divine Comedy and see how she responds
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 23, 2024 12:40 AM)
∂³∑x² said...
Yeah but she came over Bobby, that's the hardest part
Next time play "Something for the Weekend" by Divine Comedy and see how she responds
Well she won’t come over again will she!!
ALL SHE HAD TO DO was say ‘no that YouTube Advent thing doesn’t sound like my cup of tea, how about something else?’.
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 23, 2024 12:44 AM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
Well she won’t come over again will she!!
ALL SHE HAD TO DO was say ‘no that YouTube Advent thing doesn’t sound like my cup of tea, how about something else?’.
Oh she'll be around again Bobby. This is all part of the game of cat and mouse
How do you know her? What do you have in common?
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 23, 2024 12:50 AM)
∂³∑x² said...
Oh she'll be around again Bobby. This is all part of the game of cat and mouse
How do you know her? What do you have in common?
I met her in Tesco. I always sing and dance around Tesco as I do my shopping and that caught her attention. We got to chatting and she peered into my trolly and I had a peak to see what was in hers and then I told her that you have a female friend who you visit and who visits you and I would like one too.
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 23, 2024 12:53 AM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
I met her in Tesco. I always sing and dance around Tesco as I do my shopping and that caught her attention. We got to chatting and she peered into my trolly and I had a peak to see what was in hers and then I told her that you have a female friend who you visit and who visits you and I would like one too.
Well that's a good start Bobby
What did she have in her trolley?
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Bobby Tomlinson — 1 year ago(December 23, 2024 01:20 AM)
∂³∑x² said...
Well that's a good start Bobby
What did she have in her trolley?
She had some of these Soba noodle snacks, about 16 packs of AA batteries, Mr Kipling…oh and a sourdough loaf.
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∂³∑x² — 1 year ago(December 23, 2024 01:52 AM)
Bobby Tomlinson said...
She had some of these Soba noodle snacks, about 16 packs of AA batteries, Mr Kipling…oh and a sourdough loaf.
Right
Well she clearly goes through a lot of batteries Bobby
Maybe introduce her to rechargeable batteries to help quash any rumours of her being a massive self-pleasurer which will no doubt start and spread around Bobbytown in no time at all. So that's your hook
Next up tell her that you'll make her an authentic Far Eastern noodle soup from a recipe you got from a friend who lived there. It's easy peasy and I'll talk you through the process of what you'd need once she agrees to it
Last up you'll need something to do together after the soup and talk of rechargeable batteries. Might I suggest some jazz from a decent YouTube playlist and you showing her your Bitmap Games books. Not your favourites though as there might be some wine around and you don't want to get any stains on them
With all that in place you'll just need to do a little intimacy and then you seal the deal and invite her around for a game of that drawing thing we did last week
She might start showing up more and more and then get a drawer for her things and her own toothbrush and the like
Just make sure that Ricky and Bobbina aren't home. They'll likely spoil it without trying to
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