You know what really grosses me out about women?

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Science — 7 years ago(February 13, 2019 06:55 AM)

Actually porn is a sort of fantasy utopia where that doesn't happen. It presents this illusion that women are these perfect beings with flat tummies and no visible secretions. In many cases different than real sex.

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TheGhostOfStupidBitch — 7 years ago(February 13, 2019 05:56 AM)

Not to mention it’s not just pussy juice involved. Sweat from both parties as well as precum from the guy would account for that nasty mess.

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Science — 7 years ago(February 13, 2019 07:09 AM)

That's why having sex in the snow is a good idea. The exchange of body heat is enough to keep you warm but it's cold enough to neutralize the effects of perspiration. Everything stays pure and minty.

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Ally & Jack — 7 years ago(February 13, 2019 07:07 AM)

^ Proof you’re a male catfish. A girl wouldn’t infer that.

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𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 — 7 years ago(February 13, 2019 12:05 PM)

How do you know what a girl would infer or wouldn’t and why are you so cowardly as to hide behind a sock to say that?
Do you think the rest of us are stupid?
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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Bumby — 7 years ago(February 13, 2019 06:36 AM)

What a long-winded way of announcing your departure from the closet. Let's be honest, though; you've never made a woman that wet. It's okay to admit that you're embarrassed by and bitter about it.
The train is coming with shiny cars, comfy seats, and wheels of stars. Hush, little ones, have no fear; the man in the moon is the engineer.

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Science — 7 years ago(February 13, 2019 06:57 AM)

So…now that I've come out, are you happy for me?

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monster — 7 years ago(February 14, 2019 10:13 AM)

Nothing. They're beautiful.