What Do You Do Best?
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TrapLordRonSwanson — 9 years ago(February 16, 2017 07:32 PM)
I am an amazing drunk driver. In fact, I think I drive better drunk than sober. I have gotten a f ckton of tickets while sober, but never once when drunk. On many, many occasions, police cars have driven next to me/behind me when I'm intoxicated and pass by like nothing's wrong. I'm always the driver in my group when we go out drinking, even if it's not my car. Everyone trusts me because I've been getting them all home safe and sound for years without incident. I honestly think it's a talent of mine.
I can drink a fifth of vodka in 30 minutes and drive perfectly fine.
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Bumby — 9 years ago(February 16, 2017 07:37 PM)
That's a great talent even if nobody will admit it.
My best friend has the same ability; we wouldn't have made it home alive on New Year's Eve had she not been the one behind the wheel.
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TrapLordRonSwanson — 9 years ago(February 16, 2017 07:43 PM)
Oh yeah. You know you're really good when you've blacked out and don't even remember driving - but everyone has gotten home safe. Next morning you're like "how did we get home last night?" and they go "What the beep man you drove!" and I literally don't remember a THING.
"But you were driving fine though."
It's a very useful talent.
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