Vlad has given us the name.

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TheSuperPoster — 4 years ago(April 13, 2021 12:46 AM)

Gets it.
Monicah, you'll be the exotic seductress that foils Bond.

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TheSuperPoster — 4 years ago(April 13, 2021 12:44 AM)

Why so surprised? Getting to ride on the head of a great white would be far more thrilling than learning lines or sitting in a makeup chair.
Just ensure my wetsuit is green screen friendly. I'd hate to look silly!

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-Thirsty- — 4 years ago(April 13, 2021 12:46 AM)

The entire point of the movie will be Vlad trying to turn you off while turning all the bond babies on!
I’m starting the script on Skype tonight.

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TheSuperPoster — 4 years ago(April 13, 2021 12:49 AM)

Brilliant twist! A born screenwriter.
This will be a big hit.

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-Thirsty- — 4 years ago(April 13, 2021 12:53 AM)

I’m just gonna steal everything from this scene for the Vlond Monicah sex scene

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TheSuperPoster — 4 years ago(April 13, 2021 01:22 AM)

My home internet sucks, so I can't watch the video, but judging by the still image I'm going to assume you are envisioning your Bond as having his penis hacked off.
Might I suggest a flashback scene with Laser-Head Shark Bro to explain the backstory? I'll leave it in your imaginative, capable hands though!

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-Thirsty- — 4 years ago(April 13, 2021 01:41 AM)

I’m over here watching stories about werewolves in Kentucky and demon cowboys in Texas. I can’t write this ****. I’m just too high.

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TheSuperPoster — 4 years ago(April 13, 2021 01:43 AM)

Well, you can't blame a professional for trying to get more screentime.
Get your hash on, boo!

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-Thirsty- — 4 years ago(April 13, 2021 01:44 AM)

Ok I’m focused now after those nudes. I’m gonna do this ****.
Cmere Vlond. I’m about to make you legendary.

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TheSuperPoster — 4 years ago(April 13, 2021 01:47 AM)

I see my casting couch tricks were a success!
Wait until you see what I can do next. I'll get lead biling for sure.

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-Thirsty- — 4 years ago(April 13, 2021 01:49 AM)

Put the purple one between the cushions this time!

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𝕤 𝕚 𝕩𝕩𝕩 𝕤 𝕜 𝕚 𝕟 𝕤 — 4 years ago(April 13, 2021 12:36 AM)

Rocket and FFS

• minor villains
  Afroman
• big bad
  Soul Venom
• henchman #1
  Thirsty
• Q
  Sophie
• german spy who infiltrates MI6 but falls in love with Bond and then takes her own life out of guilt/grief - think Vesper Lynd
  Moanicah
• sex toy #1
  CrystalRaindrops
• Moneypenny
  Orson
• M
  Lilith
• female M
  Bee
• sex toy # 2
  VaramyrSixskins
• henchman #2 who gets shot and falls off a very high building and does a wilhelm scream

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-Thirsty- — 4 years ago(April 13, 2021 12:39 AM)

Who the **** is James Bond tho

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𝕤 𝕚 𝕩𝕩𝕩 𝕤 𝕜 𝕚 𝕟 𝕤 — 4 years ago(April 13, 2021 01:00 AM)

Vlond,
James
Vlond
and he’ll take his adderall shaken, not stirred

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sophieglitch — 4 years ago(April 13, 2021 01:30 AM)

salient post. i love how u gave me the most complex and hottest character. my heart is filled with joie de vivre.
shh bby is ok

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𝕤 𝕚 𝕩𝕩𝕩 𝕤 𝕜 𝕚 𝕟 𝕤 — 4 years ago(April 13, 2021 03:57 PM)

sex toy #1
is typically an attractive female who is in cahoots with the enemy and Bond will seduce her easily to gain information, and then nut and leave
she is usually found dead shortly after or never mentioned again
it’s a killer role doll, should jumpstart your adult film career