Vlad has given us the name.
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TheSuperPoster — 4 years ago(April 13, 2021 01:22 AM)
My home internet sucks, so I can't watch the video, but judging by the still image I'm going to assume you are envisioning your Bond as having his penis hacked off.
Might I suggest a flashback scene with Laser-Head Shark Bro to explain the backstory? I'll leave it in your imaginative, capable hands though! -
𝕤 𝕚 𝕩𝕩𝕩 𝕤 𝕜 𝕚 𝕟 𝕤 — 4 years ago(April 13, 2021 12:36 AM)
Rocket and FFS
- minor villains
Afroman - big bad
Soul Venom - henchman #1
Thirsty - Q
Sophie - german spy who infiltrates MI6 but falls in love with Bond and then takes her own life out of guilt/grief - think Vesper Lynd
Moanicah - sex toy #1
CrystalRaindrops - Moneypenny
Orson - M
Lilith - female M
Bee - sex toy # 2
VaramyrSixskins - henchman #2 who gets shot and falls off a very high building and does a wilhelm scream
- minor villains
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𝕤 𝕚 𝕩𝕩𝕩 𝕤 𝕜 𝕚 𝕟 𝕤 — 4 years ago(April 13, 2021 03:57 PM)
sex toy #1
is typically an attractive female who is in cahoots with the enemy and Bond will seduce her easily to gain information, and then nut and leave
she is usually found dead shortly after or never mentioned again
it’s a killer role doll, should jumpstart your adult film career -
𝕤 𝕚 𝕩𝕩𝕩 𝕤 𝕜 𝕚 𝕟 𝕤 — 4 years ago(April 13, 2021 08:08 PM)
similar to the role of
Sex Toy #1
but instead of getting killed off you become a recurring fling for Bond to shed his armor and recooperate between missions
you’ll find him sitting in a chair in the dark when u arrive home and you’ll say something like
“i should’ve known you’d come here eventually”
and then you’d make a drink and he would come up behind you and kiss your neck and say
“shutup and suck my face”
and then you’ll share a night of passionate boning before waking up to find him already gone