38 more days 'til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween!
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tgs333 — 9 years ago(August 26, 2016 06:39 AM)
Alright let us rub the magic shamrod and see what's going on in Soggy's life:
(soggy calls Mrs. Inan up on a rotary dial phone)
Mrs. Inan: Hello.
Soggy: Inan, Soggy here. I won't be able to pick the kids up tonight something
Mrs. Inan: Damn it Soggy, you promised me.
Soggy: (covers the phone and speaks to tgs333) My ex-wife.
Soggy: No, no, Inan, it's nothing. If you'd just relax for a minute,
Mrs. Inan: I I am relaxed. (and she's horny)
Soggy: Two men
ed here tonight. No No, it wasn't an accident. Listen, I'll tell you all about it later, all right? I really gotta go pee.
Mrs. Inan: Soggy, you promised!
Soggy: Sure. Sure. I'll pick up the kids Saturday night. They can both stay with me all night. I'll make sure tgs333 stops in and checks on you later.
Mrs. Inan: (sounding less angry) Great!
Soggy: Tell the kids I'm sorry. I really gotta go. Bye.
Mrs. Inan: WAIT! put tgs333 on the phone.
Soggy: Huh? he was just here a second ago. Look, i'll have him call you.
Mrs. Inan: Bye.
(meanwhile tgs333 is on his way YOU KNOW WHERE! COP-ER-FEEL TIME!!!)
to be continued
And Happy Shamrodding.
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tgs333 — 9 years ago(August 31, 2016 05:16 AM)
Tankster, you do know about the ritual? I'll let soggy explain. Good luck man, we're in the home stretch. (piece of advice, YOU DON'T WANT ANY OF SOGGY'S SLOPPY SECONDS!)
Oh man, a hot chic just walked by, time to pull out the man. er Person Hanky and be like all "pc" around here. After all it is 2000 and 16. I just can't walk up to her and stick out.
Wish me luck.
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep." -
Tank-McQuade — 9 years ago(August 31, 2016 07:03 AM)
Ritual?
My Halloween ritual consists of carving pumpkins, BBQ, watching horror movies, then dressing my girl up like Ellie and surprise her with the big giveaway at 9pm!
Then another at 10pm
11pm
And finally she can change into her Elvira costume for the bigger giveaway at midnight. -
tgs333 — 9 years ago(September 01, 2016 05:09 AM)
Tanker, that's awesome, in fact you're a genius! My ritual is normally chasing the Soggy down for the last posting and putting on a rain coat to endure the soggy-sloppy seconds. Of course, I'm so lit up I don't remember anything the next morning.
As far as Soggy being a man or a woman or (PC) both. I never thought of that. Is it possible he's a combo-robo-person-woman-man-all-in-one-hybrid. Last I felt, Inan is a woman. Just saying.
oh boyI can't seem to stick out now.
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep." -
glennhead-61166 — 9 years ago(September 01, 2016 08:03 AM)
Thank you for being PC. I for one can't stand it when people talk like they have no censor. And it's getting worse as time goes on. The drugs and the fornicating and the pornography. This is certainly end of days, people. Have we truly lost our moral compass? Values in the family unit have diminished. Christ is returning. And He has reserved a seat for me in Heaven. Will you be there?
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tgs333 — 9 years ago(September 02, 2016 06:30 AM)
No problem glenhead, anytime. Being pc is a good thing. After all hasn't Dr. Challis taught us this? His idea of asking a hot healthy "person" to mate is to inquire about spending the night in a different room. It's not as if he came out and said "lets do it!" In fact he fails to discriminate according to age. He waits until After the mating to ask Ellie about her age. What a gentleman!
If only I can be more like Dr. Challis. If I tell a hot-horny chic chic, er person, I'm ok spending the night in another hotel room; I SPEND THE NIGHT IN ANOTHER ROOM!
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep." -
soggybottom — 9 years ago(September 06, 2016 12:58 PM)
It looks like Glenny has broken the story, so I might as well come out and say it
I am now officially
A WOMAN!!!
sheds clothes and spreads eagle
Come and get it boys!
I just hope that you-guys like
STINKY ASSES!!! -
Tank-McQuade — 9 years ago(September 06, 2016 05:53 PM)
Now it's getting weird around here.
I'm still a man..not a woman. And tonight with ellie I'll be double bolting that door and putting the dresser against it.
Ellie: what was that?
Me: who cares..don't answer the door -
tgs333 — 9 years ago(September 07, 2016 07:17 AM)
Wait no, what is that Doomie says? Who is who around here? Ah man, sticking out just isn't the same anymore.
Meh, screw itno screw the whole idea of Halloween and the big away. When I said "IT", I didn't mean soggy or anyone else who is a combo-mixture of things. Wait, this whole pc thing is just gotten out of control.
I will smash down that dead-bolt and run off with Ellie, robo or comboso as long her/its name is Ellie, she's all mine!
Whips out the man-hanky and I do mean MAN Hanky and gets down to the business of trying to stick-out.
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep."