38 more days 'til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween!
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tgs333 — 9 years ago(September 01, 2016 05:09 AM)
Tanker, that's awesome, in fact you're a genius! My ritual is normally chasing the Soggy down for the last posting and putting on a rain coat to endure the soggy-sloppy seconds. Of course, I'm so lit up I don't remember anything the next morning.
As far as Soggy being a man or a woman or (PC) both. I never thought of that. Is it possible he's a combo-robo-person-woman-man-all-in-one-hybrid. Last I felt, Inan is a woman. Just saying.
oh boyI can't seem to stick out now.
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep." -
glennhead-61166 — 9 years ago(September 01, 2016 08:03 AM)
Thank you for being PC. I for one can't stand it when people talk like they have no censor. And it's getting worse as time goes on. The drugs and the fornicating and the pornography. This is certainly end of days, people. Have we truly lost our moral compass? Values in the family unit have diminished. Christ is returning. And He has reserved a seat for me in Heaven. Will you be there?
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tgs333 — 9 years ago(September 02, 2016 06:30 AM)
No problem glenhead, anytime. Being pc is a good thing. After all hasn't Dr. Challis taught us this? His idea of asking a hot healthy "person" to mate is to inquire about spending the night in a different room. It's not as if he came out and said "lets do it!" In fact he fails to discriminate according to age. He waits until After the mating to ask Ellie about her age. What a gentleman!
If only I can be more like Dr. Challis. If I tell a hot-horny chic chic, er person, I'm ok spending the night in another hotel room; I SPEND THE NIGHT IN ANOTHER ROOM!
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep." -
soggybottom — 9 years ago(September 06, 2016 12:58 PM)
It looks like Glenny has broken the story, so I might as well come out and say it
I am now officially
A WOMAN!!!
sheds clothes and spreads eagle
Come and get it boys!
I just hope that you-guys like
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Tank-McQuade — 9 years ago(September 06, 2016 05:53 PM)
Now it's getting weird around here.
I'm still a man..not a woman. And tonight with ellie I'll be double bolting that door and putting the dresser against it.
Ellie: what was that?
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tgs333 — 9 years ago(September 07, 2016 07:17 AM)
Wait no, what is that Doomie says? Who is who around here? Ah man, sticking out just isn't the same anymore.
Meh, screw itno screw the whole idea of Halloween and the big away. When I said "IT", I didn't mean soggy or anyone else who is a combo-mixture of things. Wait, this whole pc thing is just gotten out of control.
I will smash down that dead-bolt and run off with Ellie, robo or comboso as long her/its name is Ellie, she's all mine!
Whips out the man-hanky and I do mean MAN Hanky and gets down to the business of trying to stick-out.
"I'm a vehemently anti-nuclear, paranoid mess, harbouring a strange obsession with radioactive sheep." -
soggybottom — 9 years ago(September 09, 2016 01:27 PM)
Oh man, I just had the weirdest dream!
I dreamed that I was a transsexual and horny as hell, so I came to this board and tried to get all freaky-deaky with the entire H3-board crew!
And then Teegy came up to me and started
Well, I don't need to go into all the disgusting details, but it was nasty!
Stay away from me Teegy! I don't have any lady-parts, and I don't play for the other team either!
I'm a straight dude dedicated to my one-true-love Horny Inan, and I sure don't need any messed-up nightmares confusing the hell out of me and telling me otherwise. Gross!
And WHAT is that smell?
Did something crawl up my ass in the middle of the night and die or what??? -
Tank-McQuade — 9 years ago(September 10, 2016 12:29 AM)
Goddammit now that song is stuck in my head!
I am the man of constant sorrow
I've seen trouble all my days
I bid farewell to ol' Kentucky
The place where I was born and raised.
The place where heeeeewas born and raiseddddd