Favorite MST3K Lines
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Movie_Maniac987 — 17 years ago(May 20, 2008 03:11 PM)
Was this the MST3K movie where someone was in a pool, got shot with some kind of laser beam, was then turned into a skeleton, then Joel said, "Yeah, clorine, it can do that to ya!" There's this one Joel ep I'm looking for that has this, and I think this might be it. It also had other lines, like one of the trio saying, "There's Jimmy Olson, from the Daily Planet!" or something like that, and something about "Johnny-bits raining down all over the place." Is this movie from that episode?
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falsedichotomies — 15 years ago(July 07, 2010 11:04 PM)
"Guess it's a self serve now."
"What was that?" "Probably just a silly old plot point."
"I like you Gramps. That's why I kill you last."
"Peeu, never toasted anyone that old before."
"You'll have to wait an hour. It's standard procedure."
"Where was I on the night of the 14th?"
"It's a rock lobster."
"This is the most incompetent prison transfer since Dallas 63."
"Everybody gets to be a hostage in this movie."
"You promised." "I had my feelers crossed."
"Oh bite me, dad. You're so embarrassing."
I have gone away to come back. For the ones I left behind. For the ones who cannot out. -
lenmchast — 13 years ago(August 11, 2012 11:16 AM)
Thor: TELL ME!!
Servo: Why do you look like Hoyt Axton?
Joe: The police just came across a pair of skeletons
Crow:and they're not talkin'!
(As we see Dr. Brandt resigning t olead Thor and his hostages into his house)
Servo: (grumbles) Ah, c'mon, dummy! Geezabout to go to a hat party, and mine was the grandest of them all -
vmacek@mindspring.com — 11 years ago(July 07, 2014 07:02 PM)
Played this one for my sibs the other day to plenty of laughs. My favorite is in the 'Reel Life/Real Life' presentation:
[Joel:] In Reel Life, [Tom:] your landlord is a rosy-cheeked, cheerful old man.
[Joel:] In REAL Life, [Crow:] your landlord's a butane addict who sneaks into your apartment and looks through your underwear drawer.