frank spencer quotes

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shazeroon — 20 years ago(October 05, 2005 01:15 AM)

We'll put it out in the morning
this face, the infection which poisons our love

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chettysocks — 20 years ago(October 16, 2005 02:20 AM)

as my mother always said,no man who never did nothing never made any mistakesyes.

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Reilly_4 — 20 years ago(November 01, 2005 11:50 AM)

oh no, im not getting another cat. i found it the other day clawing at the wallpaper so i shouted at it, and then it done a whoopsie in my beret!
What's that? You just called me a bastard didn't you!

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dwbutterworth — 20 years ago(November 09, 2005 02:06 PM)

"Somebody pinched my bottom"

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Singer15 — 20 years ago(December 05, 2005 07:29 PM)

We'll put it out in the morning
I kept repeating that line all day after seeing that episode
"There is no such uncertainty as a sure thing" Robert Burns

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tarekshawarby-1 — 20 years ago(January 02, 2006 11:43 AM)

Best Line Ever Is When He Is Clinging On to The Back Of The Bus And The Conductor Comes Out And He Says "
I Have'nt Got Any Change"

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takeanumbertobeme-1 — 20 years ago(January 10, 2006 07:43 AM)

my fave quote is when Frank and Betty are at George's foolproof house:
Frank: "I spent half an hour looking for the chain [in the bathroom]"
Betty: "Well, there isn't one. Didn't you see the button?"
Frank: "Oooh! I thought that was a fire alarm!"
Gets me every time!
I don't believe in God
It doesn't matter, He believes in you

• Count of Monte Cristo

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martinshepherd — 20 years ago(March 06, 2006 10:05 AM)

" Mr Spencer you had a soft spot didn't you!"
" WellI did like the treacle pudding!"
That had me in fits!

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martinshepherd — 20 years ago(March 06, 2006 10:34 AM)

or another good one is:
"I'm hear to see my wife, are you?"
"I don't think i know her!"
Genius

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Banedern — 19 years ago(May 18, 2006 10:02 AM)

Oooooh Betty The cats done a woopsie in my slipper

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lpokeefe — 19 years ago(June 01, 2006 12:07 PM)

In the "What word can precede these three words" scene in 'RAF Reunion':
FS: Cock!
T: I beg your pardon?
FS: Cock! Cock bird cock-a-leg
"Whennaya gonna give me some time, Sharona?"

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great_spotted_llama — 19 years ago(July 17, 2006 10:31 AM)

"I'm a man!"
"As my mother always said, no man who never did nothing never made any mistakes"- Frank Spencer

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retrogal83 — 19 years ago(July 18, 2006 10:33 AM)

"I represent Lewis and Company. Whole-Iron Sale-Mongers!"
"ooooooI think it's faulty!"
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(. (. You in't sin me, roight? Mark Williams. The Fast Show

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lpokeefe — 19 years ago(August 23, 2006 05:31 PM)

"Case case! Card card! Sample sample!" or
"We'll put it in the corner and take it out in the morning!" or
"Deeeeeemonnnnn Kinnnggg, this is Deeeeeemonnnnnn Kinnnnggg!"
My personal favorite Spencer interchange (I hope I get this right):
Mr. Bedford: "Did you hear a noise?"
Frank: "Oh, that was the floorboards."
Mr. Bedford: "Pardon?"
Frank: "The good boards. Boards good they are, these boards floors."
And of course, the best Spencer quote of all:
"I'm sorry, George I've wet the bed!"
"Whennaya gonna give me some time, Sharona?"

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game_gregory — 19 years ago(November 19, 2006 01:22 AM)

Psychiatrist: What's your relationship like with your mother?
Frank: I'm her son.

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AquaxRhapsody — 19 years ago(March 05, 2007 09:52 PM)

early one morning just as the sun was rising
~only love and music are forever~