frank spencer quotes
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takeanumbertobeme-1 — 20 years ago(January 10, 2006 07:43 AM)
my fave quote is when Frank and Betty are at George's foolproof house:
Frank: "I spent half an hour looking for the chain [in the bathroom]"
Betty: "Well, there isn't one. Didn't you see the button?"
Frank: "Oooh! I thought that was a fire alarm!"
Gets me every time!
I don't believe in God
It doesn't matter, He believes in you- Count of Monte Cristo
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lpokeefe — 19 years ago(August 23, 2006 05:31 PM)
"Case case! Card card! Sample sample!" or
"We'll put it in the corner and take it out in the morning!" or
"Deeeeeemonnnnn Kinnnggg, this is Deeeeeemonnnnnn Kinnnnggg!"
My personal favorite Spencer interchange (I hope I get this right):
Mr. Bedford: "Did you hear a noise?"
Frank: "Oh, that was the floorboards."
Mr. Bedford: "Pardon?"
Frank: "The good boards. Boards good they are, these boards floors."
And of course, the best Spencer quote of all:
"I'm sorry, George I've wet the bed!"
"Whennaya gonna give me some time, Sharona?" -
sm_500 — 19 years ago(March 07, 2007 07:03 PM)
"I'm being ejaculated from my fixed abode!"
"I had to keep the girls clothes and wear emI had to keep the dolly toocos the head fell off"
"My Aunty Dingle wasn't very niceshe used to bring round home-made jelliesand they didn't even wobble"
"I've tried to come more oftenbut ive had a bit of bother..first the door fell offplus..i blew my pudding up"
"ohhhh you dirty dollop"
"I'm trying to be more verbally excruciating"
"Betty, I always try.noone could be more trying than me" -
garreh — 19 years ago(March 08, 2007 04:51 PM)
Betty: "Well I am a bit worried about leaving my mother."
Mr. Lorace: "Arrrr. Getting on a bit is she?"
Frank: "Well you know about your age."
Mr. Lorance: "According to this you spent three months in a monastery and graduated as a gas fitter."
Frank: "I did the gas fitting before I went in. I was just living in the monastery."
Mr. Lorance: "That was your home?!"
Frank: "I didn't have a home. That was where I was doing the part-time monk-ing." -
Scapegoat_Y — 19 years ago(March 15, 2007 05:38 PM)
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