frank spencer quotes
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ozzy_marco-1 — 16 years ago(May 08, 2009 10:58 AM)
Season 2, Ep 1 - Cliffhanger.
During the interview at the farm supplies firm, Frank sits on a clipboard and it attaches to his coat tail. The boss interviewing him tries to reach around behind him and grab the clipboard off his coat tail.
Frank: "Whatcha doing back there, ya dirty devil. I'm a married man!"
*** Brilliant!!!!!!! *** -
sgreen81 — 15 years ago(September 16, 2010 03:53 PM)
I can't remember it exactly, but I think he was talking about how he never kept in touch with his grandad, and he said something like "we didn't even know he was still alive mind you if he had died he wouldn't have told us"
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli". -
maixiu — 11 years ago(September 15, 2014 06:05 AM)
Season 1, episode 3 Frank's across the street at the screenwriter's house (whom he's already driven to tears) and delivers this completely nonsensical soliloquy about borrowing a ladder to sneak back into his house after locking himself out. You have to picture him giving those uncomfortable, quivering pauses between each sentence and clause:
"She's a bit upset, see, 'cause her mother's there and we've had a bit of trouble about her husband's python. It was the same when he had his monkeys in the greenhouse. I don't know what they used to get up to in there, but we never had a single cucumber. And all my tomatoes went blue. So, can I borrow your ladder?"
I almost choked I was laughing so hard!
