frank spencer quotes
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maixiu — 11 years ago(September 15, 2014 06:05 AM)
Season 1, episode 3 Frank's across the street at the screenwriter's house (whom he's already driven to tears) and delivers this completely nonsensical soliloquy about borrowing a ladder to sneak back into his house after locking himself out. You have to picture him giving those uncomfortable, quivering pauses between each sentence and clause:
"She's a bit upset, see, 'cause her mother's there and we've had a bit of trouble about her husband's python. It was the same when he had his monkeys in the greenhouse. I don't know what they used to get up to in there, but we never had a single cucumber. And all my tomatoes went blue. So, can I borrow your ladder?"
I almost choked I was laughing so hard!
