"What a strange person."

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beckeis — 15 years ago(July 12, 2010 05:43 PM)

They ate the minstrels and there was much rejoicing.

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babmen121 — 15 years ago(July 30, 2010 02:33 PM)

anything that the French guys say is usually hilarious!

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Ma_Vader — 15 years ago(October 15, 2010 06:55 PM)

I agree, it's my favourite scene when discussing the holy grail and the french guy turn to his comrades and says "ha ha, i told him we already got one!"

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Dutchgirl_17 — 13 years ago(November 22, 2012 11:23 AM)

Come back you coward, I've still got an arm.

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jlgas — 9 years ago(September 19, 2016 07:00 AM)

Fetchez la vache
the cow!
Mr Frampton, vis-a-vis your rump

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felipe_o9 — 13 years ago(August 07, 2012 10:17 AM)

They ate the minstrels and there was much rejoicing.
That has always been my favorite part of the whole film, along with Sir Lancelot running endlessly towards the Swamp Castle.

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copejorg — 15 years ago(October 16, 2010 08:54 PM)

"All right, we'll call it a draw."
"I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters!"

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donstuie — 15 years ago(October 20, 2010 09:00 PM)

So many classic and quotable lines in this movie, but for some reason the one that cracks me up more than any other
"Who are you?"
"I'm your son"
The delivery of the line and the timing is comedy perfection

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florentjj — 15 years ago(October 27, 2010 02:31 PM)

Could be"Oh, shut up and go and change your armor"

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junstie — 15 years ago(January 18, 2011 01:47 PM)

Get on with it!
YES! GET ON WITH IT!

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reddaze75 — 15 years ago(January 21, 2011 01:59 AM)

"What you gonna do? Bleed on me?"
Whats is your favourite colour?

• "Blue..no.yellowaaaaaargh"

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willjohn — 15 years ago(February 01, 2011 05:24 PM)

"He's a killer!" (referring to the rabbit)
"No. I can take them all!" (at Castle Anthrax)

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Danchy — 15 years ago(February 08, 2011 03:09 PM)

Definitely;
"Your Mother was a Hamster and Your Father Smelt of Elderberries"
& with 2nd i will escort you off this forum;
NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI!
=)))

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etsis — 15 years ago(February 17, 2011 07:58 AM)

The whole Swamp Castle segment is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, especially the part with the two idiot guards.
Also this exchange:
"But father, I don't like her."
"What's wrong with her? She's beautiful! She's rich! She's got hugetracks of land!"

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slicksterzz — 15 years ago(February 28, 2011 10:08 PM)

"First, the spankings! Then the oral sex!"

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Mick1994 — 15 years ago(March 12, 2011 06:45 PM)

Eric Idle: "If she weighs the same as a duck shes made of wood."
Bedivere: "And is therefore."
Eric Idle: "A WITCH."
Three headed Knight head #1 "I do not snore anyway you have bad breath."
Three headed Knight head #2 "Thats only because you don't brush my teeth."

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Punctuality — 15 years ago(March 14, 2011 07:13 AM)

I'm not quite dead, sir!
What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior.

Spare me your space-age technobabble, Attila the Hun!

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J_Manning_The_Revived — 15 years ago(March 29, 2011 12:15 PM)

"Camalot!"
"Camalot!"
"Camalot!"
" it's only a model."
"Shhhhhh!"
"What else would I be doing?"

• Paul Kersey, Death Wish 2

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ChartNumberThree — 15 years ago(March 29, 2011 08:51 PM)

Dennis: "I mean, if I went round, saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"
and
Sir Bedevere: "and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped."
and for a bonus this one is perfectly delivered
Guard (Eric Idle): "Ah, Now you're not allowed to enter the room, AHHHHHH"

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Jackoffasaur — 15 years ago(March 30, 2011 07:29 PM)

1. Message for you sir.
2. Now you see the violence inherent in the system