"What a strange person."

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copejorg — 15 years ago(October 16, 2010 08:54 PM)

"All right, we'll call it a draw."
"I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters!"

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donstuie — 15 years ago(October 20, 2010 09:00 PM)

So many classic and quotable lines in this movie, but for some reason the one that cracks me up more than any other
"Who are you?"
"I'm your son"
The delivery of the line and the timing is comedy perfection

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florentjj — 15 years ago(October 27, 2010 02:31 PM)

Could be"Oh, shut up and go and change your armor"

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junstie — 15 years ago(January 18, 2011 01:47 PM)

Get on with it!
YES! GET ON WITH IT!

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reddaze75 — 15 years ago(January 21, 2011 01:59 AM)

"What you gonna do? Bleed on me?"
Whats is your favourite colour?

• "Blue..no.yellowaaaaaargh"

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willjohn — 15 years ago(February 01, 2011 05:24 PM)

"He's a killer!" (referring to the rabbit)
"No. I can take them all!" (at Castle Anthrax)

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Danchy — 15 years ago(February 08, 2011 03:09 PM)

Definitely;
"Your Mother was a Hamster and Your Father Smelt of Elderberries"
& with 2nd i will escort you off this forum;
NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI! NI!
=)))

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etsis — 15 years ago(February 17, 2011 07:58 AM)

The whole Swamp Castle segment is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, especially the part with the two idiot guards.
Also this exchange:
"But father, I don't like her."
"What's wrong with her? She's beautiful! She's rich! She's got hugetracks of land!"

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slicksterzz — 15 years ago(February 28, 2011 10:08 PM)

"First, the spankings! Then the oral sex!"

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Mick1994 — 15 years ago(March 12, 2011 06:45 PM)

Eric Idle: "If she weighs the same as a duck shes made of wood."
Bedivere: "And is therefore."
Eric Idle: "A WITCH."
Three headed Knight head #1 "I do not snore anyway you have bad breath."
Three headed Knight head #2 "Thats only because you don't brush my teeth."

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Punctuality — 15 years ago(March 14, 2011 07:13 AM)

I'm not quite dead, sir!
What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior.

Spare me your space-age technobabble, Attila the Hun!

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J_Manning_The_Revived — 15 years ago(March 29, 2011 12:15 PM)

"Camalot!"
"Camalot!"
"Camalot!"
" it's only a model."
"Shhhhhh!"
"What else would I be doing?"

• Paul Kersey, Death Wish 2

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ChartNumberThree — 15 years ago(March 29, 2011 08:51 PM)

Dennis: "I mean, if I went round, saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"
and
Sir Bedevere: "and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped."
and for a bonus this one is perfectly delivered
Guard (Eric Idle): "Ah, Now you're not allowed to enter the room, AHHHHHH"

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Jackoffasaur — 15 years ago(March 30, 2011 07:29 PM)

1. Message for you sir.
2. Now you see the violence inherent in the system

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durham100 — 14 years ago(July 10, 2011 02:10 PM)

Let's not go to Camelot, tis a silly place.
And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.

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SasquatchJim — 14 years ago(July 12, 2011 07:35 AM)

IMO, there is no possible way to determine the two "best" lines of this movie; there are just way too many awesome ones.
However, the ones I reference most are:
"JAAAAAAYSUS CROIIIIST!"
"I got better."
Let a little insanity into your life.

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samaels_venom — 14 years ago(October 20, 2011 02:37 PM)

"JAAAAAAYSUS CROIIIIST!" haha, yes indeed. I'm watching the Tim The Enchanter scene on IFC right now and thought the same thing.

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Phazzle — 14 years ago(July 15, 2011 01:35 PM)

For me it's ..

1. Guard at the front gate after Lancelot stabs the other guard and barges into swamp castle
   "Hey?"
2. "The knights who say Ni demand! another shrubbery!"

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p_imdb-156 — 14 years ago(October 16, 2011 08:46 AM)

A very subtle line..
French Guard #1: Oui oui.
French Guard #2: What?
French Guard #1: Yes
French Guard #2: Oh.

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gallagwar — 14 years ago(October 27, 2011 08:37 AM)

"This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who."
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony. If I went round saying I was an emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."