Personal favorite lines
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mgmill06 — 12 years ago(October 20, 2013 08:48 PM)
When the nurse exclaims "Jesus H. Christ" I just lose it - one of those moments I have to re-watch an absurd amount of times. I'm not sure if it's following the wake of Perrier's "mon dieu", the fact that she's approximately 95, the fact that she would have known about Jessica and Lionel I don't know! Hilarious delivery and timing. Anyone else have a hysterical moment?
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Big G-2 — 12 years ago(November 19, 2013 11:40 AM)
Bensonmum - "As you can see, I can see!" Inspector Wang - "I see."
Dora Charleston - "Where's my Dickie!"
Dora Charleston - "Oh, that's probably the cook. Come in!" Dick Charleston -"Darling, the poor woman is stone deaf." Dora Charleston - "I'm sorry, I forgot. COME IN!" -
jmbwithcats — 10 years ago(February 01, 2016 03:42 PM)
This movie is so funny
Sees a mouse, screams blind butler thinks it's the doorbell
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tohu — 10 years ago(March 31, 2016 03:17 AM)
I haven't seen it for years so these quotes may not be exactly right, but
Sam (after the falling gargoyle just misses him): "I had a kid brother go the same way. That boy woulda been 63 on Tuesday."
And later, Sam has just made some reference to the fact he is very intensely hetero-sexual, which Tess agrees. Then she thinks for a moment and says, "Sam, why
do
you have all those muscle-men magazines in your locker?"
Sam: "Suspects baby. Always lookin' for suspects."
"Maybe I should go alone"
- Quint, Jaws.
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robby_ross — 9 years ago(July 31, 2016 12:01 PM)
"You demented lollipop!"
"Dickie, don't. You know how I get when you touch me there."
"Good God!! Franks and beans!!"
"How do I look so young? Quite simple. A complete vegetable diet, 12 hours sleep a night, and LOTS and LOTS of makeup."
I keep these in regular rotation, though almost nobody seems to get a 'MBD' reference. -
mark.waltz — 9 years ago(August 04, 2016 10:19 AM)
"As a man you are barely passable, but as a woman, well, you were a dog."
"That's you're opinion (pause), big boy."
Sort of a reverse Kaitlyn Jenner!
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telecocydon2003 — 9 years ago(November 12, 2016 07:59 AM)
Sam: "Stop that. Stop that! Dirty old broad was giving me the finger."
Jessica: "Naughty Miss Whithers! Naughty!"
Twain: (to Wang)"Say your gdamn pronouns!"
Dora: "I want my Dickie!"
Dora: "Oh that's tacky. That's really tacky."
Milo: "There's nothing in my dish but my dish." -
Stigger — 9 years ago(December 06, 2016 06:27 PM)
Sidney Wang had the best lines.
"Conversation like television set on honeymoonunnecessary." - Sidney Wang
"Man who argue with cow on wall like train with no wheelsvery soon get nowhere." - Sidney Wang
"Answer simple, but question very hard." - Sidney Wang
"Questions like athlete's footafter a while, very irritating." - Sidney Wang
"Big house like man married to fat womanhard to get around." - Sidney Wang
"No pulse. No heartbeat. If condition does not change, this man is dead." - Sidney Wang