Things You Learned from watching Excalibur
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KinksRock — 14 years ago(December 05, 2011 05:49 AM)
- The medieval version of the "rope-a-dope" or "MAD" [Mutually Assured Destruction]: When impaled on a javelin, move up the javelin, impaling yourself even more, so that you can kill your opponent with your sword. You may die, too, but you'll live longer than the other guy.
Hey, you dang woodchucks! Stop chucking my wood!
- The medieval version of the "rope-a-dope" or "MAD" [Mutually Assured Destruction]: When impaled on a javelin, move up the javelin, impaling yourself even more, so that you can kill your opponent with your sword. You may die, too, but you'll live longer than the other guy.
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paskuniag — 13 years ago(November 26, 2012 07:56 PM)
I'm glad someone else on this board sees how much the look of this big-budget movie is not unlike that of the shoestring-budgeted Monty Python production. Some here may feel insulted or put off by your silly commentary, but it is dead on. Bra-vo!
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jh66 — 14 years ago(December 07, 2011 03:33 PM)
If your half-sister wears a brass-boob corset, you will have sex with her.
A score of knights around a table will ride out for a quest, only to show about 6 on the hill.
Kings can be ambushed by badly-edited and continuitical knights -
jh66 — 14 years ago(December 14, 2011 01:30 PM)
- Despite tussling with a dozen knights of the Round Table, Llancelot will still be 100% clean in bright silver armourundented!
- When king, your sexy half-sister will patrol the place doing black magic and acting atrociously- and nobody will notice!
- When king, your father's men will vanish without explanation.
- If you are cast out (Llancelot) you will grow a beard, act strange and smell like a tramp.
- When you're horny, mount a horse and jump off a cliff! Your lust will 'hold you up'- too bad if you're impotent!
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Anxiety1138 — 14 years ago(February 02, 2012 06:10 PM)
- Walking, riding and fighting in full plate armor is only noisy when you are not sneaking up on your wife and best friend lying the woods post coitus to plunge your sword into the ground between their naked bodies.
Don't you want to become one with me? To be of one mind and body?
- Walking, riding and fighting in full plate armor is only noisy when you are not sneaking up on your wife and best friend lying the woods post coitus to plunge your sword into the ground between their naked bodies.