'Eyebrow Royalty…'

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cookiela2001 — 10 years ago(August 23, 2015 01:50 AM)

"My eyebrows! Someone stole BOTH my eyebrows!"
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alec_senna — 10 years ago(August 23, 2015 06:44 AM)

That's good, darling. They were thoughtless, selfish, spoiled eyebrows. Now they won't wake you up when you need your rest. Mindlessly drenches elbows with a copious amount of lotion and stares off into space.
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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cookiela2001 — 10 years ago(August 24, 2015 08:03 AM)

If she doesn't like you, she can make your eyebrows disappear.
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!!!deleted!!! (61689113) — 10 years ago(August 24, 2015 09:15 AM)

Dear God, I hope that isn't what the ax was for.

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alec_senna — 10 years ago(August 24, 2015 01:21 PM)

Then I'm not going to play with your eyebrows anymore, EVER!
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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cookiela2001 — 10 years ago(August 24, 2015 02:59 PM)

I'm sorry I did that. I'd have rather cut off my eyebrow.

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alec_senna — 10 years ago(August 24, 2015 03:44 PM)

Carol Ann! I've asked you to keep the children QUIET today! And for Christ's sake, get them OUT of my eyebrows!
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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!!!deleted!!! (61689113) — 10 years ago(August 24, 2015 05:05 PM)

Why don't you put that BITCH of an eyebrow where an eyebrow ought to BE?

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alec_senna — 10 years ago(August 24, 2015 06:18 PM)

Well, that's good, but you've got to push off more with your eyebrows. Come on, let's see another one!
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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!!!deleted!!! (61689113) — 10 years ago(August 24, 2015 06:27 PM)

Eyebrows are bigger and stronger than you and eyebrows will ALWAYS beat you!

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alec_senna — 10 years ago(August 24, 2015 07:37 PM)

Ah, but nobody ever said that eyebrows were fair, Tina.
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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cookiela2001 — 10 years ago(August 24, 2015 08:38 PM)

Ma changed eyebrows faster than she changed bedsheets.
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!!!deleted!!! (61689113) — 10 years ago(August 24, 2015 08:43 PM)

Ya have ta MOVE the potted palm before ya CLEAN the eyebrows!

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cookiela2001 — 10 years ago(August 24, 2015 08:46 PM)

I had seven eyebrows with Groucho. I lost 'em all.

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!!!deleted!!! (61689113) — 10 years ago(August 24, 2015 09:12 PM)

Please
, eyebrows eyebrows,
please
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alec_senna — 10 years ago(August 24, 2015 09:44 PM)

Oh, "Pally." That's what he calls you when he can't remember your eyebrows.
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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cookiela2001 — 10 years ago(August 25, 2015 08:43 AM)

Times are tough. Still, I treat you to a lovely evening. And I get smart-aleck eyebrows!
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alec_senna — 10 years ago(August 25, 2015 03:23 PM)

Eyebrows. The first word I ever heard out of any of you was that word, "eyebrows." There'll be time enough for eyebrows when I'm old, if I ever am old. Oh, but not now.
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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cookiela2001 — 10 years ago(August 25, 2015 09:01 PM)

Why can't you give me the EYEBROWS THAT I'M ENTITLED TO??? Why can't you pluck me like I'd be plucked by any AVON LADY on the STREET???
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alec_senna — 10 years ago(August 25, 2015 09:19 PM)

My COMPLIMENTS to your eyebrows and their IMPECCABLE reputation!
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.